Tales for a new way for adults - the best selection for a fun company

Children's fairy tales can also be used to entertain adults during various festive events. Do not believe? Then we present to your attention a large selection of fairy tales in a new way - funny, funny, sparkling.

Tales in a new way funny - the best selection for adults

Fairy tales in a new way are funny - the best selection for adults:

The fairy tale “Princess - Frog” in a new way to adults

INTRODUCTION

There was a king, and with him three sons.
The time went unnoticed, the children grew up.
Two normal and Ivan,
The member is not included in the glass.

The words of the king

Somehow he says the king-father:-
You are sick at the end!
Enough to pound with dick
I decided to marry you!
And here you have my will:
Take onions and arrows, and go to the field.
Who will bullets the arrow,
There he will find his fate.

Words for the leading holiday

He shot the first, and went to find a fate,
He soon shot the second, right to his brother in the back.
What can you do, the arrow did not change the tracks,
So they have been living since two pi lovers ....
You won’t do anything - they promised Bata
Words were not thrown to the wind in Russia before!
Then the arrow was launched by Ivan. It was something!
And that arrow fell straight into the swamp.
And Ivan found an arrow, combed the crown,
A green frog sits next to the arrow.

Words of the Tsarevna-Hawk and Ivan

““ I am your bride, ”he says,“ Dude! ”
- Dick you guessed! - And about the ground - Shmyak!

Vanka did not even get it, what was the reason,
Divchina grew out of the frog in front of him.
He is again on the ground, she is again a frog.

- Not a damn, I was serpented! A marvelous toy!
He takes out a frog as he is at the ground!

Words for the leading holiday

Here you have a woman, do everything you need.
He is unlikely to change the frog for someone,
Without worries, has been living since then, and not what the brothers ...

A fairy tale in a new way to adults - "rode a Greek across the river ..."

A fun fairy tale for the host of the holiday (you can read in the interval between competitions)

Once in search of rotten
Many years ago
Crawled cancer along the bottom of the rivulet
And stumbled upon Mumya.
But barely at the sight of a bitch
The claw was protruded
- the shadow flickered - passed the nerves
- Cancer thought: “Paul!”
Take it off with reproach:
They did not know evil from Mumam,
And deceased during life
The bitch was not at all! Fact!
Neither bitch nor a shoulder ...
Paradise the dog was waiting for her.
Well, was a bitch from birth
“So it’s not crime.”
Greek rode across the river
As on the highway - FIG would be with him.
He was Gerasim Namerek
(He took the “Greek” pseudonym).
In front of Greek, a spell of vodka.
In memory of the tragic day
“Accept”, reading in a boat
Gorky's play “At the bottom”.
Almost drove the river
Look - in the river of his muma,
And above it carries custody
Very warlike cancer.
Our Greek is a bitch at cancer
Take it up to the sharaps:
He put the Greek into the river hand,
Cancer by the hand of Greek DAP.

Tales in a new way for roles for a corporate party, noisy company

Tales in a new way for roles for a corporate party, noisy company:

Tales for a new way for roles for a corporate party based on "Three girls"

Leading: Three men with beer
We sat down somehow under the window.
It was about this ...
We will listen to what ....

1st man: If I was the president
I would have adopted a law, probably
So that the birthday is
During the day, of course, a weekend,
To collect a relatives at the table
And call friends to yourself,
Drink in moderation, treat,
Talk about everything.

2nd man: I would not be greedy
He even accepted a couple of days.
If you start a banquet,
Day - you are walking, day - leave.
Suddenly you will not calculate the strength -
Will you drink more than you contain?
The body will then bury
And the next morning it will bewitch!
Here you need a second day -
The body is reserve.

3rd man: Are you Russian friends?
You can’t break traditions!
In Russia, everything is triplingly -
Everything is simple and clear here.
Therefore, there is no dispute:
Three days, and hello everyone!

1st man: I thought it became clear:
Really, brothers, there are few three days!
I would be for the birthday for sure
Vacation would give a vacation!
Who does not drink - to that,
And otherwise - whoever wants!

Leading: Who does one agree for the day?
Vote by a glass for the holiday!
Two who will arrange days?
I do not see your hands.
Who is ready to walk for three days?
We will raise glasses!
And who will arrange a vacation?
We ask you to raise your glasses!
And now we drink everything
Congratulations on the holiday !!!

A funny fairy tale in a new way to adults-“God's ladybug” for the motive “Fly-Tsokotuha”

The words of the main characters

Fly - "I love to count money!"
Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"
Dragonfly. - Hey, throw me money! "
Bug - "I dream - about freedom!"
Spider -"Come on, build now!"
Mosquito - "I have a gun"
Mosquito - "Hey, throw me money!"
"I dream - about freedom!"
"Come on, build now!"

Vedas. This is our fairy tale:
In lace, stockings, garters
Fly glorious vein
The fly was known.
And she loved to repeat.

Fly - "I love to count money!"

Vedas. And she lived an orphan in her,
Just a ladybug.
She said, stuttering ...

Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. Cavaliers noted
She modestly lowered her eyes,
Pacifying your feelings.
Here is a great art!
The fly entitled boldly
She is a matter of any house, and The cow performed
And a minute expected
After all, there is a little to wait ...

Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. Once on the name day
The fly is waiting for everyone for the brisons:
Both Zhukov and spiders,
And agile dragonflies,
That both day and night buzz ...

Dragonfly. - "Hey, throw me money!"

Vedas. I made a bet for now
Only on the May beetle,
He is a rich uncle like ...

Bug - "I dream - about freedom!"

Vedas. He made a bet for a rogue
On the orphan - on the cow.
But a little interferes with him ...

Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. The fly began to push ...

Fly - "I love to count money!"

Vedas. But the cow was worried.

Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. Dragonflies intervened here,
That they were silent for the time being
And now they scream at all ...

Dragonfly. - "Hey, throw us money!"

Vedas. May beetle is a rich uncle,
I realized that he came inappropriately
Everyone knows that he
This publicity is nothing!
And threw the phrase like ...

Bug - "I dream - about freedom!"

Vedas. What kind of noise and what kind of beast?
A terrible racketeering climbs on the door!
Not a caterpillar and not a beetle,
This is a cool spider!
I decided to put it on at a time ...

Spider -"Come on, build now!"

Vedas.- Dragonfly there- screaming ...

Dragonfly. - "Hey, throw me money!"

Vedas. The May beetle is afraid like ...

Bug - "I dream - about freedom!"

Vedas. And the cow here, rushing away ...

Ladybug- "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. The fly immediately realized
What things are doing here!
A cool thing will be lost!
But I wanted to cut down the money,
I decided to take them from the beetle ...

Fly - "I love to count money!"

Vedas.The beetle leaves from the answer ...

Bug - "I dream - about freedom!"

Vedas. With a spider that is a brave lad, indoes not want to touch at all
It will give a spider right in the eye!

Spider-"Come on, build now!"

Vedas. Suddenly, having demolished the window,
A mosquito - riot police flew into the house!
He has all the answer ...

Mosquito - "I have a gun"

Vedas. Dragonfly immediately shut up
They got under the crib,
Out of habit, only buzz ...

Dragonfly - "Hey, throw me money!"

Vedas. All mosquito arrested
I famously stuffed Bobik,
But the cow will not save ...

Mosquito - "I have a gun"

Vedas.And I had a poor cow
Komaricha become hereditary,
She only spoke, rushing ...

Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. And at the wedding dashing
Feasted the whole crowd:
Dragonfly that the day screams ...

Dragonfly - "Hey, throw me money!"

Vedas. And the spider became humble at once ...

Spider -"Come on, build now!"

Vedas. Banker beetle, not poor like ...

Beetle "I dream - about freedom!"

Vedas. Fly, mother is planted ...

Fly - "I love to count money!"

Vedas. Only the cow was worried ...

Ladybug - "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!"

Vedas. They had five
Very strange mosquitoes
What screams in every way ...

Mosquito - "Hey, throw me money!"

Vedas. And more like ...

Mosquito - "I dream - about freedom!"

Vedas. And such a cool order ...

Mosquito -"Come on, build now!"

Vedas. Only such a phrase is not:
"I have a gun!"
That was such a denouement
Our old fairy tale
I tell you, smiling:
Ah, I'm sorry, I'm shy!

Musical fairy tale for a new way for adults

Musical fairy tale in a new way to adults:

Cool fairy tale in a new way for adults “Kolobok”

The words of the leader

In a dilapidated old hut, on the outskirts of the village,
The old man lived. Another old woman. The couple was friendly.
Somehow he says once grandfather, changing his side on the stove.

Grandfather's words
Back to me, old woman, Kolobok tomorrow morning!

The words of the old woman
What are you, old! Tea are you crazy? Where to dial the flour to you?
Everyone knows - in our time - a deficit, a mother!

Grandfather's words

Tsyts, granny! Listen to grandfather! Do not make noise in vain
You step on the barn and the susek, but scrape!

The words of the leader

Sees the grandmother - the matter is bad (its grandfather is cool)
And, having fulfilled the order, I scored on a bun.
She was plasting all day. But not in vain - a witness to God.
All ruddy and fragrant turned out to be a bun.
So that the owner does not burn and does not scold her
I put a ball to cool on the window of the grandmother.
Well, the ball was naked, looked around,
Jump in the window! And he went to the forest to cunning foxes and wolves.
Rolls so -so, little, sings different songs
Suddenly towards - long -eared. The scythe himself, but all the swallow!

The words of the hare

-The luck! Oh, we’re on! I didn’t eat all day in the morning!
-The in the stomach does not intend to be in the stomach! Then it's time for me to roll!

The words of the leader

The hare already crouched. Oppered! Surprised, opened my mouth!
Kolobok at this time rolled over the turn.
He rolls further, howls songs. Suddenly hesitated and fell silent
After all, to meet the path rushing like a tank of a wolf!

Wolf words

-H, I'll get drunk! Great, roll! And his mouth opened his mouth:

The words of the kolobok

-The naco with you is to get there -he climbed there soon!

The words of the leader

Kolobok streamed a little ... Something suddenly stained in the side ...
Come what may! From the turn he settled in the way!
For an hour the poor fell, almost gave the soul.
He slowed down and became convinced - Gray fell behind him.
-The would be a heart -it broke -only he managed to cherish,
How a bear suddenly fell from raspberry thickets!
Only the bear is clumsy and also clubfoot.
Babulin Kolobok - Round - rolled between the paws.

The words of the kolobok

-Well and forest! Solid boor -thought the young bun
- Either gobble up, then mix in a cake. As soon as I ran away!
Rolls on. Just hears someone's voice like honey:

The words of the fox

-Besorous, but beautiful! And he sings so badly!

The words of the leader

Looks - a sweet girl. All is painted, in furs.
This is a red fox! And beautiful - just ah!

The words of the kolobok

-I am legal, not a find! (Showed the Red Passport)
And he frankly told his fate to the steep.

The words of the fox

Ah, lovely, only the ears became like not my
- They almost never hear anything. Sit on my nose, yes repeat!

The words of the leader

Kolobok - shirt - guy! All simple as three rubles.
He trusted the fox. And this did this in vain.
The mouth opened her mouth (her thought was thin),
He shook her head deftly ... am! And I ate Kolobok!

PS: I wanted to ask, reader:
-Who the victim in this fairy tale? Grandma is the first.
It's clear. It’s very offensive to her.
Kolobok - a piece of dough - was not painful for him.
Well, the main victim here is grandfather. Do you know why?
After all, he remained hungry! Prooped his dinner!
And he has no coupons for this month!

Tale for a new way for adults instructive

A tale in a new way to adults instructive:

Fairy tale for a new way for adults "Turnip "

The words of the leader

Not in the sky, on earth
The old man lived in the same village.
He lived with a woman and granddaughter,
With your dog a bug.
Grandfather was old, and ailment, and gray,
But not at all a homebody.

I loved to walk around guests
He drank mash on holidays,
Samosad smoked with a neighbor,
He led a conversation on a bench.
Trawl - Vali ... then yes ...
The day has passed, well, that's all.

Our grandfather yawned on the stove,
It’s like there is no case in the house.
Since spring is red in nature,
Everyone sticks out in the garden ...
And relatives and kumovya,
And the neighbor is the whole family.

Grandma, with a fool, well grind,
Grandfather to reproach with laziness.
The garden, they say, is wrong!
Like, she urgently needs beds.
To plant vegetables
And for porridge, and for cabbage soup!

Grandmae parted,
What Icota has come down.
It all itching and itching ...
And, of course, tired.

Grandfather's words

Grandfather from the stove will scream:
- “Quiet, grandmother, shut up!You, old woman, are not zhuh!
I’ll plant all the beds myself!
If you don't want to offend
I don't see you there!
So that the family has peace
You are not a foot in the garden! "

The words of the leader

Grandma is glad, like that, grandfather,
It seems to be old and ailor, and gray,
And look, what is happening!
He soared from the stove, like a bird ...
And jumping in the garden!
That's the old one! Vaing!

He lived for a grandmother, like a prince,
He did not dug up.
The neighbor was also surprised
What will the grandfather do here?
Or is it now in fashion,
Take a walk in the garden.

Then my grandfather stomped with a foot,
Do not look that old and gray,
He grabbed his shoulder blade
And digging a large bed.
And then five more ...
Six or seven ... do not count.

And he sowed in his hearts,
From the beginning to the end,
The whole garden is only a turnip!
To grow big and strong,
Pailed with fertilizer
And the question closed the question.

Grandfather has come up today,
He did not feel any trouble.
And the neighbors all wondered:
Look, the shoots appeared!
Grandma is glad, crop
It will be apparently over the edge ...

The grandmother went out into the garden
Yes, whatever the matter will not understand.
In addition to turnips in the beds are empty!
No carrots, no cabbage
You can’t see parsley.
Here you have grace.

Grandfather's words

Well, grandfather shouts: “Wait!
I said, not a foot! "

The words of the leader

Summer was rolled by the fall,
And this happened here!
Grandfather does not fall asleep at all,
Grandfather's turnip went out to pull.

He pulled that there was strength!
Grounded, chopped up! ..
Then I laid a little
And I decided to help.
Grandfather began to call our grandfather.

Grandfather's words

“Grandma, go out to help! Hdidn't you go right away?
I found a hundred reasons. "

The words of the grandmother

Grandma slow: “You want to,
Break off, old Kochet,
Not a foot - I told me.
Correct, what did it. "

The words of the leader

Grandfather and Edak, grandfather and so ...
Yes, he won’t pull out in any way.
On the hump of the shirt was wet!
“So turnip! So that you die "...
Grandfather was already exhausted
He broke the whole spirit! ..

The grandfather became a grandfather,
Runned, twisted ...
My eyes squinted, looked
And she got down to business.
Grandfather is busy around her ...
And there is no urine.

Ah yes turnip! So-so!
Not with the testicle, not with a fist!
And more, tea, watermelon!
Here it will laugh at the belly
We will have a hard turn.
But there was an attack here.

The grandmother pulls, the grandfather pulls,
But there is no success as not.
The turnip does not succumb to them,
As if jokes and laughs.

Grandfather's words

“Granddaughter,” the grandfather shouted here, “
Go out to us! We have an aul! "

The words of the leader

The granddaughter came out to the porch
Saws the powder on the face.
Smears eyebrows and eyelashes
Yes, everything is squinting at the turnip.

The words of the granddaughter

“To FIA that turnip to me?
May she sit in the ground! "Well, why is she a lump to me?
Let the moles eat her! "

The words of the leader

Grandfather jerked in the ear
And he called a bug as soon as possible.
Lunge, they say, dear,
Stop barking in vain.

But he did not ask for a long time.
Grandfather for the turnip - what is the strength!
Grandfather's grandfather for a crest.
Bug Grandma for Podil.
Pull, pull that there is urine ...
The old woman has a skirt to shreds!

The grandmother fell down,
The whole apron and wet.
Let's scream at grandfather,
Like, I'll leave it without lunch!
I repelled me in the mud
Turnip here is his germ!

Our grandfather twisted,
After all, in the mouth of the teeth - then no.
At least salty, at least wet,
Though crushed with nuts
Do not gnaw at him in any way.
How I was angry! .. Here is a fool!

In the meantime, I climbed the turnip
I dropped the prosthesis in Botw.
Here was a cat Murka,
Murka is a reddish skin.
But the neighbor's cat called
And she - to the hay ...

Grandfather was completely depressed
Pulls from the last forces ...
It is not difficult to guess here,
I know, with a turnip, who will help!
The house is full of mice.
"Hey! To the aid as soon as possible! "

The mice are quickly here- here!
Through the name when the name is!
The grandfather did not have time to look back
Binding their bald heads
Yes, scratch the back of the head.
No turnips! Mother is a nuclear!

And in the family of that friendship there is no.
The grandmother cries, the grandfather groans.
There is no order in their farm.
So, bragging and arrogance!
They pulled up their stomachs.
The mouse and mole are well -fed!

And morality is one-
If you can't fucking
That's sooner, take the mind.
Live and learn a century!

Funny fairy tales for a new way to adults at the festive table

Funny fairy tales for a new way to adults at the festive table:

The fairy tale "Kurochka-Ryaba" in a new way

The words of the leader

In one city far,
On the outskirts are deep
The private sector was erected,
The house is beautiful in it.
Not a hut, do not shed,
Not a penthouse, living in it is paradise.
Granny started cows,
Yes, a fervent pitbul.
Grandfather, going to the fair,
And twisting a mustache,
I bought myself a chicken
And the shrill mouse.
So they lived, did not push
In the morning we went to the cathedral.
And the homemade beast
Every day it grew faster.
Lighty burenes
They ran away quietly
Fertilize the city together,
Stand with garbage.
Pitbul Vorobyov drove
Yes, at the booth, I thought
And the chicken is daily
I was overgrown with new fluff.
How much time has passed -
Nobody will mention
How a chicken has turned
In an unearthly creature.
The seller promised
What about the summer from him
The miracle bird is born,
Real Firebird.
Grandfather came to the fair,
I did not find a seller there,
He showed a bird to a friend -
He only spread his hands.
Grandfather went to the cafe,
Where is not coffee in silver
Serve on different cups,
And computers are in the vest.
Searched on the Internet
Is there a right answer
Yes, I saw in the middle of chickens
He is his mother of his bird.
This is the chicken of Ryabay,
Village, simple.
Only coat from it
It was possible, do not seek.
Grandfather was upset a little
Yes, wandered to his home.
I did not leave the miracle bird
Though she was pockmarked.
He stroked her at the withers,
I attached a method to the paw,
He called the chicken a chicken,
Yes, on the stove, dozed off.
How I woke up, what kind of wild:
On the table lies an egg:
“Who brought it? Wife probably?

Grandfather's words
I decorated it!
So shining! That's a miracle!
Well, grandmother, say,
Where I got such a paint,
To drive me crazy? "

The words of the grandmother

The grandmother is sluggishly answers:
“What am I, Easter, or what do I meet?
Grandfather, listen, don't fool
You wipe your eyes better! "

The words of the leader

Grandfather's eyes are pretty much,
No matter how it looks: "E-May!"
He's rubbing his eyes with renewed vigor
Look: already under them a plum.
The grandmother looks at the egg
It is as if it glowing.
I went to the table timidly
I took carefully in my hands,
And she is a chicken grouse
Speaks from the corner:

The words of the chicken
“I demolished the testicle
Golden shell!
I behaved decently
At a neighbor-Petukha.
Only how it took - I don't know
As if it fell by itself.
Yes, your neighbor hurts strange:
Everything was pinching my pen. ”

The words of the grandmother

Grandma with a noise: “Make a walk!
I walked an egg for us!
What will we do with him now,
Wouldn't we break it? "

The words of the leader

No matter how granny tried
How she grunted, as she tried,
The sinful fruit did not break,
I could not even break my grandfather.
Grandfather sat and thought for a long time,
Wiping sweat from the forehead:

Grandfather's words
“Suddenly from this testicle
Pearls flood at once?
Since the shell is golden,
There probably inside
Real diamonds
In a millionaire two or three! ”

The words of the leader

But then the egg was crashed
When the mouse managed
Run around the table
Yes, raise it with its tail.
The egg was rolling on the table
Everything turned and spun
And it fell and crashed
On a log floor
Granny is in sight.
Grandfather jumped to the testicle
And I saw: there is no happiness!
From an egg yolk with protein
They spill around.
And the shell is gold
On the floor, Blesty-Blistes,
And the fragments of her grandfather
Collects and puffs.
Grandma cries with powerlessness,
Wiping the wet floor,
And the hen is young
Friendly says:

The words of the chicken
“You, relatives, do not grieve,
I'll run to the rooster
And you look, the egg is simple
Be sure to demolish! "
Grandfather carried fragments to the city,
What remained of the egg,
And now the grandmother has Nyura
A earring hangs on the nose.
That's the fairy tale that end
Who listened - well done!

A tale of a new way to adults - "12 months"

The words of the leader

In the big city of Vysokoy,
In the megalopolis far
There was a noble family
Sons did not grow in it.
In a house cleaned by carpets,
Expensive things,
Mother lived, daughter two
They did not huddle in crowded.
But one was native
And the other is a stranger blood,
What was left of the father,
Mother did not protect her.
Only in the sky the sun will rise,
The daughter is cleaning the apartment,
And the native sleeps and sleeps,
You can only hear how it snores.
Wakes up at lunch,
Look at the table: but there is no cheese!
She screamed that there was strength

The words of the stepmother
Mom to her: “Sorry! Sorry!"

The words of the leader

Another daughter from the store
An unloved enters the house,
I entered a bag of food,
And in the kitchen screams, howl.
What happened? Daughter in a fit
Smills throws from the corner.
He wants cheese, wants meat,
Foreign wines of stocks.
Mother came up to the stepdaughter:

The words of the stepmother
“The daughter of cheese wanted
And today he is not,
Apparently, in the sanctions a ban! "

The words of the leader

The mother sends again
Cheese, beloved, look.
Only where - he does not know
The door behind the tiny closes.
Snow on the street is going on,
The cold will pass to the bones.
And the poor thing in a short fur coat
Trying to sit on a minibus.
People beat her with elbows
They are not allowed to go to the city.
It remains to stand again
In the cold, wait for a miracle.
The bus drives up to her,
The door is quietly opening.
The spirit barely translating
The daughter of the bus entered.
Looks: on his seats,
Like lively,
In different fur coats, men
They sit, eat pancakes.
Divchina calculated them:
There were twelve of them.
Three, apparently, sons -
They look like that out of the forehead.
Frightened, eagerly
The heart is numb at once.
Yes, and could not go out:
The door is so tightly locked!
And the men smiled
They started with the whole composition:

Words 12 months
“Where are you and where?
What happened? Al, trouble? "

The words of the stepdaughter

“My mother is overseas cheese
Sent to search.
I went around all the kiosks
Cheese cannot be seen at all. ”

Words 12 months
“So now it will not be
On the shelves of the whole country,
Better bought ours
You, Russian cheeses!
They brought you to the village
Open the door soon!
There are cheeses of delicious sea,
Choose, go soon! "

The words of the leader

My daughter ran to the huts,
Hears the chorus of the Burnyok clean.
And the cows, like bees,
In flocks, they are standing,
Russian hay is eaten.
They meet her in the courtyard
They escort the hut together
Rural people, simple,
Good people, relatives.
Offer hot tea
Yes, taste the pies.
Heated from the frost,
Protected from the winds.
Became lightly on the heart
The lost child
Yes, it's time to go home
Do not sit until the morning.
I asked me cheese
They brought her all the varieties.
She bought different -
Spended to the gate.
The bus drives up to her,
She is happy to meet her
Old Brought friends:
She is not afraid of them.
The daughter comes to the city,
Mother unlocks her doors,
I took a bag from her,
Makes to wash the parquet.
My daughter’s cheese was eaten,
Stopped whining, and night
Already knocking on their window,
A fairy tale has been asking for a long time.
Sete a stepdaughter with a book
Next to the named sister,
Yes the pages do not flip out
The tale comes out by itself.
Talked about the bus,
About the village, about cheeses,
About people, the soul of good,
There is no other such country!
The sister is surprised
Cornses a strand of hair:

The words of your beloved daughter
“I will not go abroad!
I would have happened to see
Ours, Russian village
With the delicate beauty of birches! ”

The words of the leader

Sisters smile,
They suddenly made friends.
They began to get up together early
And work until dawn.
And the weekend will come
Two sisters, like relatives,
Leaving to stay,
The edge is distant to visit.
That's the end of the fairy tale
And who listened - well done!

A new way for adults to raise a mood for a new way to uplift

A converted fairy tale for a new way to adults to raise the mood:

Tale A.S. Pushkin in a new way for adults

The words of the leader

Three girls at the pond
We sat down somehow from the evening
Go on the worm,
Yes, catch the king.

The words of the eldest sister
“If I caught the prince,” molvit the older sister, -
I would dress in fur
Yes Persian silk. "

The words of the middle sister

“If I caught the prince,”
Says the average sister, -
I would leave for another
The city is fabulously large. ”

The words of the younger sister

“If I caught the prince,”
Say the younger sister, -
We would with our beloved in the morning
We visited B Amsterdam. "

The words of the leader

They only managed to utter:
The floats are crushed!
And the eldest on the hook
The prince is sitting for an hour in the water!

The words of the prince
"Hello, red girl,
Be my wife-prison!
I am neither poor nor rich
And I am a little rustic. "

The words of the eldest sister

Says the older sister:
“I agree at least in the morning
Go to the registry office with you boldly,
Tired of being a girl! "

The words of the leader

The prince takes the bride,
He wipes his suit
Leaving on the pond
Two girls, letting out a tear.
The wind of the float shakes,
Virgo all the worms change
How many time has passed:
The average float trembled.
He takes out a sister from the pond
Neither roach nor miracle-yudo,
A big man
From a neighboring village.
Then the village seemed more
Zealous, and longer
Get to him
As if it were for the sea.

The words of the second prince
"Hello, red girl,
Be my wife-prison!
I have a car,
Yes, and the money cannot be counted! "

The words of the middle sister

The eyes sparkled like that!
Says the middle sister:
“I agree, where is the car?
Where is your business? Here is raspberries!
I'm leaving forever
I'm in the cherished edges! "

The words of the leader
The prince comes out of the pond
And the hook removes from himself,
Takes the float,
So that no one would fade.
And the girl - once and two,
So that it does not go to the backwater.
There was only one left for the pond
Hugging with a white bear,
The younger sister, she
Everything sits at the float.
Here is the bite finally
Here is a miracle young:
It has a branded T -shirt
Yes, a baseball cap on a chela.

The words of the third prince

"Hello, red girl,
Be my wife-prison!
I would go around the whole world
Yes, my friends are not with me! "

The words of the younger sister
Prolit the younger sister:
“I will become a queen!
I will go to Amsterdam
And I will see hundreds of countries! "

The words of the leader
The prince comes out of the water,
He saw a lot of girls
He took only this to his wife:
From afar noticed it.
And they went
Find together worlds.
A lot of time has passed,
There is no one on the pond.
Seagulls fly in the sky,
They know about the fate of the girls.
How they live now -
Everyone will tell, do not lie.
The older husband has a sister
Conquest was without guilt.
I took my husband's stash -
A fur coat was born.
Here I started a scandal -
I gave everything to a penny.
Shouted inadvertently -
I quickly changed the work.
He sat down tightly under the heel,
Even a knock is heard at night.

And the average with the rich man withclimbing the house today.
With my mother -in -law there is no nice to her
And the husband became "nothing."
Presses the money tightly,
Yes, he counts all a penny:
“The impudent wife
Hurry to the nail!
Constantly asks for something
Presses forever on a tear! "
And the wife is exhausted,
Everything is slyly thought
Everything is prudent
Like a red fox:
He will dream about diamonds
Yes, the mother -in -law is kicking again.
She would, looking at the mirrors,
Try only silk.

And the youngest sister
It is not clear what is happening:
What amsterdam!
I would go to the neighboring temple!
Husband who hung noodles
He promised everything from the heart,
And it came to execution -
Yurk quickly in the bushes!
The younger sister is angry
The father -in -law shouts: “Home at first!
And then abroad -
Yes, go at least where!
Does not know how to cook cabbage soup
Yes, he can't wash!
I don't know about the iron at all,
On the mind just to sleep! "

The moral of the fairy tale
So the sisters live now,
Then they would have a water
Do not fish on the worm,
Do not look for a king
And do the mind:
To learn first
Yes, to work on the house,
And do not paint in the morning.

Old fairy tales for a new way to adults

Old Tales in a new way to adults:

A fairy tale in a new way - "Fox and hare"

The words of the leader

In a small town,
From Moscow, which is not far,
The peasant lived simple
In a low new building.
In the neighborhood, around the corner
In the house, suffering in dilapidation,
Correct Calor lived,
Dreaming about a new one.
He looked at the man
He offered to drink with him in the bar,
He asked him about the house,
Dashing evil plans.
In the evening that realtor is our
Sawed drinks of different
And man with all my heart
He invited the poor man for the night.
And the next day
That realtor, fox muzzle,
With suitcases out the door
He kicked him very deftly.
A man cries at the door:

The words of the man
"What a life? Where to go to me?
Do not see housing now
Do not see the native walls.
As a sin, for the last time
I paid for the loan.
I haven't slept about fifteen years old
To get out with the bank.
My ex -wives
Called me a bunny,
Starts to get divorced -
I didn’t take away the housing.
I was left alone
Everything worked constantly,
And that master came
And destroyed my plans! "

The words of the leader

A man is crying and sad,
Hugging with a suitcase.
Grandmother grunts nearby,
Constantly lamenting:

Granny's words
“You, a falcon, do not be sad,
Do not be sad, do not twist.
I put it on this gloomy
With the face of a fox! "

The words of the leader
The grandmother is menacingly hollows at the door:
The plaster flies away,
And the realtor, breathing a little,
She calmly answers her:

The words of the realtor
“Hey granny, don't mock!
From me you are uniform!
Your boy composes:
He dreams of an apartment himself
Enter, evict me!
I'll call me at 02! "

The words of the leader
Man, tears wiping away,
He went out into his favorite yard.
He sat on the bench, understanding
That the apartment has a clever thief.
Grandfather approached him,
The order is watching.
He looks at him, looks
He sees: it seems not to be a bandit.
Idented the man,
I sat on a bench with him
I did not go to smash the apartment:
Let him sit like that.
This is the night.
It’s really cold
And the man does not back down
Everything is sitting, waiting for something.
To it local district
Sincerely came up:
He put his hand to the visor,
I started a strict conversation:

The words of the precinct
“You, Bomzhara, what are you sitting here?
Is there a registration? Is there a passport? "

The words of the man

And the man is so from the Sunday:
“There is a passport! There is no place!
I have in the hut today
Like an enemy capture!
Settled - you will not believe it -
Just like that, some kind of bastard! "

The words of the precinct

Poskovka: “Let's figure it out!
Only in Bobik to us - please!
Stry in our cop,
There we find out what's what! "

The words of the leader
"What to do? Must go.
The harsh look of the cop ...
Yes, a club behind the back ...
Today the district police officer is evil. "
He grabbed his suitcase
Our poor male:

The words of the man
“Okay, I'm not drunk,
Just wet from the rain! "

The words of the leader

Loaded and taken away,
Yes, they sniffed everything
Deftly shake in his pockets,
Everyone was looking for: "There is nothing?"
The department has all certificates
About the man, they made:
That I paid a loan properly,
Not convicted, there is no family.
He was learned about his wife: that is a big dragonfly -
She ran away to the oligarch
May the horns instructed.
The district police officer was imprinted
Mars and cops and cops:

The words of the precinct
“Yes, they are like women:
They would have money and bags! "

The words of the leader
And decided the whole brigade
They help a peasant:
Invited a lawyer,
At least it was a dull night.
Developed plans
To capture that fox
What took someone else's hut
Forever, not loan.
From the morning, everything is to the machine,
All in vests, like special forces
They drive up to the new building
And do not take the eyes from the windows.
And the realtor noticed them,
Scared at the same moment
And he decided: “I lived visible:
A man handed me to the cops! "
He gather faster
Reveal your tracks:
“We must leave the apartment,
There are cops at the door! "
And the guys are friendly
There is no door on the door at a moment
Only the opening one was left
Yes, the realtor is all in the dust.
They tumbled down, stuck
Fox face: Two and two.
Rieltor with fear has
Eyes came out on the forehead.
And a man with a proud look
With a suitcase in the hands
Settles into the apartment
With a smile of happiness on the lips!
And now they are with the department - real friends:
Everyone goes to visit each other,
They visit sometimes.
The district police officer is constantly
It is doing business with a peasant
And very, very recently
We played a wedding until the morning!

Tale for adults in a new way

The words of the leader

Mukha-Mukha-Tsokotuha, chopped from Sivukha.
I went through the tanning podgars
The fly found the money.
A fly went to the bazaar,
And from a fly of fumes.

The words of the fly
Come, cockroaches,
I will treat you with beer!

The words of the leader
The cockroaches were running, they drank a glass,
Their girlfriends are three circles
With moonshine-first:
Today, a fly-yard is affixed!
Bloshka came to a fly,
Cursed like shoemakers.
The teeth were grinded inserted,
Not simple - gold.
Grandmother-Pchela flew to the fly,
The can was heavy - I almost gave birth!
Butterfly - beautiful, hawk jam!
Does our refreshments not burp you?
Suddenly some kind of maniac spider
Our fly into the corner dragged,
Wants to seduce the fly,
Topuja-to-and-to-do.

The words of the fly
Dear Korefans, help!
Dilute the old man according to concepts!
In vain did you let you go to blat khata?
And I’ll drink it - I had more than once!

The words of the leader
But the flashes are frostbitten,
They attacked the free swill:
Cockroaches - for glasses,
Their girlfriends - again for the mugs.
Who got drunk - on the bed.
And they have a shit on the fly.
And the old man does not joke
Something vile is stirring up
He, bastard, dissolves his hands
And in general, a lot of things allows.
The fly yells loudly, swearing.
And the villain only sings: "Lapsa-Drick ..."
Suddenly a little mosquito flies from somewhere,
And a little chinarik burns in his hand:

The words of a bold mosquito
"Both on! Who do I see? Right now, I will offend someone! "

The words of the leader
He stopped once, landed in the clearing.
And with a foot on the whole gallop of a vague spider from the turntable.
The fly shakes his hand, generously Semak pours:

The words of a bold mosquito
“I taught the ear, I released you
And now, the soul-girl,
I would like "En-tsa, yun-tsa"

The words of drunk guests
There are bugs from under the bench, (where boats smeared):
Glory, Glory to Komaru! Congratulations! Uru-th!
Firefly came running, scoured the bulls,
That's what it became fun, it’s good!
Tara-ra, Tara-ra, buzzed Moshkar.
On the dance floor, all the people - Flok is married
For a dashing, remote, young mosquito!

Fairy tale for a new way for adults for the New Year

A fairy tale for a new way for adults for the New Year:

"Snow Maiden" - a fairy tale in a new way for adults

The words of the leader

A grandfather with his grandmother lived in the village.
Lived did not push.
Everything would be with them as always -
The mansion, car and treasury ...
And at least where -
There is only one bug.
Grandfather's grandmother guard
Yes, it disperses them to the spleen.
Only one of them have a dream:
There are no kids - that’s the trouble!
Old age comes quickly
Everything reminds them of their grandchildren.
Surrending my grandfather with my grandmother:

Granny and grandfather's words
-What to do? That's the trouble!
You need to believe in miracles
They say that in the New Year, that he will not wish, -
Everything will always happen,
Everything always comes true.

The words of the leader
So it happened.
On New Year's Eve, the whole people had fun.
Grandfather with his grandmother
Everyone worked all day.
Evening. The holiday was approaching.
The snow spread everywhere.
The old people decided to rest
Breathe fresh air.
We went out quickly into the yard
And blinded the snowball.
Brought him home-
Put on the balcony.
And forgot ...
And woke up - miracles!
Here is a granddaughter - beauty!
A beautiful girl appeared in the house.
Grandma and grandfather really like her.
Both the Prigoser and Mila,
And the hostess at least where.
And the house helps
Knit, sews and embroiders,
And dances and sings,
Happiness, joy in the house carries.
Everything with the old people went well.
They loved the granddaughter.
Her Snow Maiden was christened.
Tablet, a mobile phone was bought for her
And they gave the car.

Granny and grandfather's words
-You, granddaughter, we have one.
Be mobile and fashionable always.

The words of the leader
Only now the trouble is again.
I came to the old bug fox.
And well, ask her
A thin voice to pray,
So that the bug into the house put her,
She allowed her to spend the night.
Only Liska is that wise:
The refrigerator moved
And I dragged everything home.
The old man was so angry
He kicked the bug, raised a scream.
Summer came.
Collection of mushrooms, also berries and flowers.
The Snow Maiden invited girlfriends
In the forest on the "Merce" she drove off them.
Girlfriends scattered, who where
And the Snow Maiden was left alone.
She began to sober up on her cell phone,
Only there is no connection in the forest.
Silence is one in response.
What to do? How to be?
And who to call now?
Fortunately, a bug lived in the forest,
I heard the Snow Maiden Crying
I quickly came running to her.
I scared the beasts with barking
And she hugged the Snowball, comforted.
Then at the Merce, she took home,
Granny gave her to her grandfather.
The old people forgave the bug,
They treated the kebabs,
They asked to live in the house
And they allowed the Snow Maiden to guard.
That's the end of the fairy tale
And who listened - well done!

Fairy tale for a new way for adults for birthday, anniversary

A fairy tale for a new way for adults for birthday, anniversary:

Fairy Tale in the New Lad "Bremen Musicians"

Characters: Donkey, dog, cat, rooster.
At the signal of the host, the participants in the fairy tale repeat their phrases.

A donkey - I am a horse in the future!
Dog - Gav! I want to wet my throat at first!
Cat -Moore-humu, suddenly I will become fat and important!
Rooster -Ku-ka-re-ku-ku! In Moscow you can even hear!

The words of the leader

In the village of neighboring year before last
Some peasant suddenly went crazy:
He kicked out all the living creatures that in the house
For fifteen years now, I lived on the side.

And all these years in the world lived with him
The donkey of Shebutnoy ...
A donkey - I am a horse in the future!
A dog that has not growled ...
Dog Gav! - I want to wet my throat at first!

There lived an old robber who loved sour cream ...
Cat -Moore-humu, suddenly I will become fat and important!
In the company of this rooster, it was not superfluous ...
Rooster -Ku-ka-re-ku-ku! In Moscow you can even hear!

The words of the leader

The company was quietly wandering along the road
Tired of the poor and paws and legs.
Suddenly the light appeared in the hut of the forest -
The terrible robbers have a native house there.

And they began to discuss friends right here,
How best to scare the robbers to them.
The dog suddenly said quietly quietly ...
Dog - Gav! I want to wet my throat at first!

The donkey decided that he was not passive either. Still would!
A donkey - I am a horse in the future!
The cat was very afraid of the night ram
Cat -Moore-humu, suddenly I will become fat and important!

The rooster invited the gang to scare all.
I decided to disperse the robbers with a scream.
After all, if not he, who will help others?
Rooster -Ku-ka-re-ku-ku! In Moscow you can even hear!

The words of the leader

The animals went quietly to the hut
And loudly, they shouted all at once. (Everyone shouts together)
The robbers instantly ran away from the house.
Who settled in it? They know us.

And they lived for many more years in the house in the world
Brave donkey ...
A donkey - I am a horse in the future!
Leading - A dog who growled menacingly ...
Dog - Gav! I want to wet my throat at first!

And a thin connoisseur of home sour cream ...
Cat -Moore-humu, suddenly I will become fat and important!
And the main thing is a rooster, he is not at all superfluous ...
Rooster -Ku-ka-re-ku-ku! In Moscow you can even hear!

A fairy tale for a new way for adults for a wedding, wedding anniversary

A fairy tale for a new way for adults for a wedding, wedding anniversary:

A fairy tale for a new way to adults - "At the Lukomorye"

Merry improvisation for the host or one of the guests

I'll tell you now friends
What a miracle I saw once
Everything happened near the sea.
Pour me off soon.
In short, an oak stands by the sea
Three hundred years old
And if the wind blows strong
Cracking the whole dams of the target.

And there was little happiness for oak
So the chain was put on the stump.
The kitty was put on the chain
With feeding three times a day.

Kotyara was a married male
Loved females for a walk
And how to go home to oak
So begins to compose.

Having heard all these fairy tales
Wife, nowhere to go
While the cats are on the branch
He grabbed him straight by ... neck.

The wife left, and the cat remained.
Now only fairy tales speak
To the left, the cat is no longer going.
And Aibolit will not help.

There is a certain guy Leshy there
He walks quietly, slowly
The mermaid is all of him like
He loves her a little breathing.
Then the flower will tear it off the clearing
Then the strawberries will bring
Mermaid Zh to our hero
It does not basically give (make a small pause)
No promises, no hints
Sits on a branch without everything.
And the goblin walks, the poor wanders
Such a fate.

There are animals somewhere nearby
It is unclear what their name is
I would not see - I did not believe
What can you see here.
The beast has a deer head
Horn in the chandelier knocks.
When funny, he laughs like a horse
And sad - he meow.
How to get angry - he whistles
That everyone has a headache.
There is still a hut there is there
Nobody lives there now
But it’s clear that that hut
The bank does not give a mortgage.
Under that hut in a dungeon cries
Device with a long scythe
But cries as if laughing
Closing the mouth with his hand.
Brothers came to the sea
Heroes, as for selection
All yesterday we walked for glory
It was affixed to the Black Sea.
A decent dug is from them.
From exhalation, all the animals are withering
Hence the phrase and was born
Here is the Russian spirit. It smells of Russia here.
And all the people from the Lukomorye
At our wedding here now.
And they are in a hurry to congratulate them soon
Newlyweds, that is, you.
They flew on an airplane,
Then a minibum, tram
And in order to shout loudly
Three times together "Congratulations!"

A tale of a new way for adults on women's day March 8

A fairy tale for a new way for adults on a female day March 8:

A tale in a new way for adults "Crow and Fox"

Actors and replicas:
Crow - "Raven - a bird is very difficult!"
Oak - "To be an oak destiny that is very bad"
Fox - “Cedar” or “Zubrovka” is power! ”
Wolf - "I need only a liter for a hangover!"
Bear - "Life without freebies is very difficult"

Heroes pronounce their phrases on the hint of the host and depict the action.

Leading:
This story is known to the world:
God threw a piece of cheese to the ground.
He was found by a raven Shebutny.
Crow:
Raven - the bird is very difficult!
Presenter:
The raven instantly flew to the oak, groaning.
Oak:
To be an oak destiny, which is very bad.
Leading:
The hungry bird does not fit in.
For that misfortune, the fox fled with a bottle.
She was lucky: she got alcohol ...
Fox:
“Cedar” or “Zubrovka” is power!
Leading:
She is looking a crow here - a glorious snack!
“Well, share! Here is such a law! "
The reply of the raven into the anger plunges him.
Crow:
Raven - the bird is very difficult!
Presenter:
The gray wolf fell on all fours,
“Give me a sip at least a sip.
There is only a pack of cigarettes in the pocket,
And I have no more stash!
And the head is so aching, so hurts! "
Wolf:
I only need a liter for a hangover!

Leading:
Only he said his words,
Suddenly a huge flurry rose,
Cracks, noisy, rumbles in the forest,
Shakes with fear of a wolf and a fox.
Our wolf looked at the bitch with great longing,
Jumped up with a painful head,
Then even a huge oak did not stop, gasped.

Oak:
To be an oak destiny, which is very bad.

Presenter:
Bushes moved apart, and under the bitch
The bear comes out, our old friend.
Hungry, evil, does not even want to live,
He would rather soak the throat,
Smok a little bit and bit slightly.

Bear:
Life without freebies is very difficult.

Leading:
“Fox, crow, wolf, hello, brothers.
What, friends, open their mouths?
I'm not empty - here are my matches,
I share with you, after all, relatives! "
A crow closes the cheese with wings.

Crow:
Raven - the bird is very difficult!

Leading:
The wolf of cigarettes hides on the bitch in a hurry.

Wolf:
I only need a liter for a hangover!

Presenter:
The fox covered the bottle with a tail.

Fox:
“Cedar” or “Zubrovka” is power!

Leading:
The bear is blind from arrogance!
"I will get vodka, I will not be my own!"
He shook the oak from all bear forces:
Like, I asked you good at first!
There is only one thought in his brain ...

Bear:
Life without freebies is very difficult.

Leading:
And the booze flew from the oak.

Oak:
To be an oak destiny, which is very bad.

Leading:
The fox fell, the wolf behind her at once,
Having knocked down the bear’s impudent right eye.
You have not seen such miracles spawn:
The three of them are not moving!
Raven, flying with a bitch,
I wrapped my friends slightly.
Here are matches, cigarettes, here is a bottle ...
And on a snack cheese in huge holes!
And she retired away with all her good,
Leaving the others to lie in a row,
At the same time, crooked, sorry, singing ...

Crow:
Raven - the bird is very difficult!

A new fairy tale for adults on February 23 of real men

Tale for a new way for adults on February 23 of real men:

Fairy tale for adults Ilya Muromets and Nightingale-Robber

Comic praise ode to men from the leading holiday

I'll tell you a fairy tale, I
Once upon a time there was Muromets Ilya.
With a long, black beard
Yes, and herself is good,
In general, the guy is a dignity.

Thirty years and three years old
I went to the stove.
If to think, if you know
Where to put the silushka,
Sable, or something, wave!

The head is hidden by the helmet
Yes, steel mace,
By sinful, earthly firmament
The horse is rattling hooves,
The path-road runs into the distance.

Arrows Polnekhonek Kolchans,
Moonshine complete Zhban,
So that she does not eat boredom on the way,
From the side of the flask with a mead,
The bag has a fried ram.

The path is far away
And the burden is not easy
To carry it easier,
He will sneak out of the flask of beer,
Tights the boom with a boom!

Suddenly, rested on a thick forest,
Yes, there is a lot of evil strength:
There is a robber-salt,
He erected a lot of people
He got up in the morning, he penetrated him
The Russian spirit was planted!

How he saw Ilya
So laughed with might and main:
There will be dinner, God sees,
For thirty years he saved the fat,
The noble will be barbecue!

I got air into the lungs,
He whistled and breathed.
All trees and bushes
All roads and bridges
He ruined and broke.

But Ilya, he was not simple,
I completely finished the flask,
Two hectares
Russian spirit-renegade,
How it breathes what was the strength!

Once out of work,
Our robber waned.
And Ilya finished the ball,
He, drunk, tied him
Well, in Kyiv galloped.

Only Russian well done
Can for one sitting
And without sigh, and without a moan
Drink a liter of moonshine
And then the ram will eat.

All enemies will scatter
Hand lines.
Before us everything is in all ... Ants,
Germans and Americans,
The British and French
Yes Japs, Chinese
Before us is jerking!

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