Reduced Corporate Songs for a noisy company - modern, funny, comic, cool, converted Russian songs: Best selection

A corporate party is not only a feast, but also dancing with songs. And in order to spend it as fun as fun, we must prepare well. We bring to your attention remade songs for a corporate party for a noisy company, they will definitely be able to make any holiday unforgettable.

Reduced Corporate Songs for a noisy company: the best selection

Reduced songs for a corporate party for a noisy company:

The converted song for the corporate party is a parody of the song "Bremen musicians"

Melody

There is nothing worse in the world,
How to wander in longing on the Internet!
Those who are friendly - the Internet is not needed,
We are in real life and circle!

Our carpet is a dance floor at a disco,
Our walls are a mortgage framework.
Our roof is the sky over Paris,
Where no one has heard about us yet!
Our roof is the sky over Paris,
Where will they hear about us someday!

We will not forget our calling:
We bring brains to smart people.
We are tempting vaulting arches
Do not replace internal freedom.
We are tempting vaulting arches
Someone would give it free!

The converted song on the corporate party. Credo "Stevyak"

Melody

On the collective farm disco I accidentally met you
As you overwhelmed on the skull of the board with beauty
Your eyes are oblique and on each - two eyelashes
Your ears are like wings - you need to get drunk quickly.

Chorus:
Today in a white dance we are circulating
Another two hundred and make friends.
We really want each other now
And sober up - go around.

Only he entered, I immediately saw his right eye
Strong, passionate, delicate macho -
The prince is from a fairy tale, not otherwise.
His eyes are like a sea - I even sweated everywhere
It turned out that an alcoholic - but you can’t say by erysipelas.

Chorus:
Today in a white dance we are circulating
Another two hundred and make friends.
We really want each other now
And sober up - go around.

Alteration of a song for a noisy company "I will drive a bike for a long time ..."

Melody

I will drive my moonshine for a long time,
And only by the spring I will cast off him.
I pour in a glass and generously drinking,
That girl I love.

I'll tell her that this is just kvass
She will believe, say: "He is cool!"
And he will fall without opening his eyes
And will spend, of course, night with me.

I will drive my moonshine for a long time,
And I will treat them with a friend too.
From the Mercedes he will give the keys to me,
After all, a drunk car is useless.

I will drive my moonshine for a long time,
And at work I will treat everyone.
Let it be tasty, even it is sweet,
But myself, believe me, I love vodka.

Reduced Song for Corporate Corporate

Melody

Here we are going together again,
Where we will always find us to get drunk,
And we took the guitars with us
To beat the hare.
After all, if someone attacks us,
Dimin's guitar will never let you down,
Well, for starters, we decided
He dummed to the dignity.
And what is this teetotaler and where he lives,
Yes, he has the same virus - he does not drink vodka, drinks beer,
And we are again with a check
We will come to play to his computer.
Does not teach mathematics does not go to school - sleeps
He scored on English - he says on the hairdryer
And again we will take the hungry, and we would have a gap to the dignity.
With us, Lech is our common Kent,
He is a great guy despite the fact that the cop
Yes, and Shurik Tsuran in the cop.
Igor is proudly crawling with dreams,
He got drunk again and yells louder,
Yes, let him yell, and let's go to Nikita.
But he does not live in St. Petersburg - his name is not Pierre,
But when it gets drunk, it spoils the interior,
He will ennoble your carpet - then it will fall asleep in the same place.
How does a non -fort dress and speaks with rapp
But he listens with hunting Rock-En Rol and Break-Bit.
Yes, he is a great guy and therefore we are together everywhere.
With us a fly with us is Diman,
For some reason they lay together on the sofa,
And we will go to the kitchen and we will not interfere with them.
With us, Zhenya, Sergey and Denis,
They, when they get drunk, always sing on BIS,
And then one of us said:
"We almost forgot, but let's go to Lily!"

Reduced songs for a corporate party for a women's team

Reduced songs for a corporate party for a women's team:

Reduced songs for a corporate party for a women's team - Verka Serduchka "Dolce Gabban"

Melody

Chorus:
And I'm going so
In clothes from the bazaar,
I'm walking like that
With Hosni Mubarak.
I'm walking on land
I don't need sushi ...
I'm walking like that
In clothes from the bazaar ...

I am already forty nine,
It’s scary to look at the passport.
He said I am the worst on the planet.
Why didn’t I find the skeleton at night at night?
Give me a bottle of cola,
Give me a bike ...

He is in Chinese clothes
"Chinese bazaar."
Maybe it was necessary to go
To the Chinese bar?
The Buryats will meet us there,
Not the Chinese, no ...
I will order a bottle of cola,
I will steal a bike ...

He came from Taimyr
To the Kazan station.
He did not eat shawarma
I traded ...
I ate it some
A centenary grandfather ...
Give me a bottle of cola,
Give me a bike ...

Does not call and does not write
Thousands years…
He sits in front of Telik all day ...
-He looks “Margosh”?
-Of course not.
“Santa Barbara” he looks
And the bike was hijacked ...

Repeat Ppprev

Song-drive for a women's company to the melody of O. Anofrieva "What a song without a button accordion"

Melody

We are tipsy, but we are not drunk
We gathered at the table today.
At this star hour
Let them hear us:
Voices in a single choir merged.

Chorus:
The feast will be without flaw,
When warm us with warmth
Living music by Bayan
At our festive table!

Even if you are unfamiliar with someone,
In the song, the button accordion will unite us.
The soul is alive in it.
From the soul of the word.
And she will ask for Zenit.

Chorus:
Today there are so many new -fashioned rhythms,
There are so many legs for the legs!
Let sometimes
Everyone is without difficulty
I remembered the button accordion and could sing.

Reduced songs for a corporate party for a male team

Reduced songs for a corporate party for the men's team:

The converted song for the corporate party for the melody "Smuckle"

Melody

Somehow the winter sometimes
I looked into our office.
What? What?
The office is excitement!
The appearance of a buffet
We see many reasons -
We will celebrate the holiday
And congratulate all men!

Chorus: Once and two and
Let's get a circle wider
And congratulate
All men are in a circle of friends,
In the twilight of candles, light sparkles
Hello from the girls!

We are impossible
And capricious - do not calm down,
Frankly, it is impossible
Understand the girl’s soul.
But we promise you
Work on yourself!
Let the glasses ring
And the wine flows with a river!

Chorus: Once and two and
Let's get a circle wider
And congratulate
All men are in a circle of friends,
In the twilight of candles, light sparkles
Hello from the girls!

The converted song on the corporate party for the melody "goes to visit"

Melody:

The jeep rode along the shore,
Walked from far away ...
The boys wanted to eat barbecue.
Selected anonchka
Called a barbecue,
Here is the forester Ivanovich
My question asked:
“Whose lad you will be?
In honor of whom is a banquet?
Tell me, in the trunk
Vodka is there or no? .. "
They treated the grandfather,
He sleeps under the pine
And the barbecue will be blurred
A pork crust.
It is sad to our boys
Just sit
They started to dance,
Songs to sing loudly.
It bored with them
The fight has begun
Already beaten
The brothers lay down.
It became cold in the morning
And it's time to go home ...
He led the guys with a tropin
Our forestry is gray -haired.
The heads are wrapped,
Blood on the sleeves,
Hops interfere with boys
Stay on your feet.
In the jeep of the windows are knocked out
And they rivet the hood.
This is how he knows how to celebrate
Our Russian people !!!
If I were rich,
Yes, what is beautiful,
So that it becomes with me
Our cute company?

Chorus: Eh, once! Again!
Many, many times!
If I drank cognac,
Yes, even with fuepers,
Then became famous among you
Elite manners.

The converted song for the corporate party is Ivanushki Int. "Poplar fluff"

Melody

Black and white paint
On my fence
Wrote my Koresh
The word is mischievous
It has only three letters
But what
You yourself will understand everything
If not stupid
I won't call him
The word is certainly eternal
And loves to dream about him so much
Each in the world
And any man for him
Will immediately get into a fight
It is difficult to live in the world without him
It’s better to be a stray dog
And I am this word
I will decorate the red
To the fence
It stood out with a class
Who has not yet understood
I will explain
Not that is not naughty
I will get a mug
This is the word world, and you yourself
Not at all presented
I want my thoughts vulgar
You left forever
What you thought
Of course it is also necessary
But it is without the world on Earth
Like women, lipstick lip
If you started drinking with a friend,
If you started drinking with a friend,
So, let's drink a lot,
We can’t live without vodka,
We can’t live without vodka,
I say to her by God!

The converted song on the corporate party "If you have gone on with a friend"

Melody

CHORUS:
That we are snow, what is the heat,
That we have a heavy rain,
When you and I have a binge.
That we are snow, what is the heat,
That we have a heavy rain,
When you and I have a binge.

Where it is sad alone,
Where it is sad alone,
With vodka more fun.
I will understand the truth with vodka,
I will understand the truth with vodka,
It will become warmer to me.
A whole box I am friends
A whole box I am friends
I will drink without fright.
If I will be with a friend,
If I will be with a friend,
And I can without a friend.

If you started drinking with a friend,
If you started drinking with a friend,
So, let's drink a lot,
We can’t live without vodka,
We can’t live without vodka,
I say to her by God!

Reduced Corporate Songs on the anniversary of the company

Reduced Corporate Songs on the anniversary of the company:

The converted song for the corporate party for the anniversary of the company "Let them run awkwardly"

Why we have fun, we don't bother with words
Why a lot of guests
Do not guess in vain, it became clear to everyone
That is a big anniversary today.

Chorus.
Let them play even on spoons,
And our friendly choir will sing
It would be nice to be the anniversaries every year.

Sincerely, with love we wish you health
And in your work - glorious victories
Well, do not be shy, and try in response
Without sadness to live up to a hundred years.

Chorus.
Our anniversary is bastard and gets the soul,
Next to him, the team sings the whole,
Congratulations on the anniversary, we wish happiness
Well, everything else will come.

Chorus.

The converted song for the corporate party for the company's anniversary for the motive "My clear days"

Melody

In life, it turns out:
You swim in a paratun
And suddenly your boss calls,
He will ask about something.
This joy of communication
And freedom in time
The branch provided ours
(company name)

Chorus: About Beeline, people should compose songs,
He will not give them an abyss on the edge of the earth.
You never know the inaccessibility of zones,
If you have given you in touch in (company name)

Communication is reliable in the West -
Bolsheretsk, October Lee,
Where with Putin Summer
The client comes to life.
And every geiser,
And in Koryaks in the north,
And in the keys and in Milkovo you
Everyone is available at the moment.

Chorus.
Well, if you want
Bought in sources
Whether mushrooms, berries
Go inadvertently.

All Kamchatka is affordable.
Really, the case is a minute -
To the ball and Atlasovo
Extend the Beeline network.

Chorus.
Life is always striped:
Black - yellowish
And to be closer to people,
The close life of Beeline.
Not for peas, not in a cell,
With a striped color.
And we do not do the goals
We are commercial secrets.

Chorus.
Life through our efforts
Black and yellow is painted.
After all, the stripes are contrasting
So the eyes are amused.

We are friendly company
To become people needed -
In every unit
Miracles will be created.

Chorus.
Striped colors
All Kamchatka is painted.
To make life bright
And a cheerful circle.
Only the stripes are black,
Beeline is illusory,
And always only on sunny

Reduced songs for a corporate party about work

Reviewed songs for a corporate party about work:

Cocking cool remaking song to the anniversary of the companyon the motive "Everything is fine, beautiful marquise"

Melody

Hello, Moscow! Which news?
I am stuck here in the regions.
And half the country has already traveled
I have not been to the capital for a long time!

Everything is fine, comrade general,
We updated the fleet,
The whole team was changed dramatically,
And we replenish the zoo.

Only a trifle remains to finish -
And take animals, how little!
And the rest, our beautiful boss,
Everything is fine, everything is fine.

Hello, hello, with a fleet,
Why had to change it?
And what kind of nonsense about zoos,
What does the animals have to understand, do not understand!

With a car we always have such a drama -
The accountant beats them here and here,
And Bentley and Infiniti Tatyana
Perhaps in feelings will lead.

And we do not play the zoo -
We call the projects so,
And they could take the wolf recently,
No wonder the money was spent in vain!

Hello, Hello, and besides the Wolf,
Who else could you take?
I don't see much too much
And enough time to lose in vain!

We are not losing time in vain in the service,
There is not even excess minutes -
On social survey, we are actively answering,
Who ate sweets in a day!

And the zoo, just give money -
Fill out quickly, so know,
As soon as you, our generous general,
Increase the budget for us!

Hello, Hello, Budget Where?
Our tariff was frozen,
For six months we waited a miracle,
About all the "Wishlist" forgetting!

Everything is fine, the director, in fact,
We save here and there,
That there was no money, they already managed to understand,
Now we report to you:

We had to cancel fitness,
And they stopped drinking coffee,
But they don’t let us starve -
Watermelons regularly send
The whole people have long come to terms -
There will be no bonuses for a year,
Fin. Controller is already like a shadow -
Twenty hours plows a day,
And only red carpet
This spin is accelerated by us,

But we know, our beloved boss,
Everything will be very good!

The converted song on the corporate party for the motive “We say byki-bugs” from the cartoon “Bremen musicians”

Melody

They say we are boobs,
How the earth endures us,
That the money is floating in our hands,
We will not miss the ruble!
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, we will not miss the ruble,
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, oh ha!

That we do not know how to work
And we roof everyone in a row
And that we smile hands
They constantly say!
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, they constantly say,
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, oh ha!

Where to find a person for us,
At least for a couple of years in a row
Who would be able to success with us
Hold on to the helm
Oh-la-la, oh-la-la, hold on to the helm,
Oh la-la, oh-la-la, hold on to the helm!

Converted songs for the corporate party modern

Reduced songs for the Corporate: Modern Corporate:

Converted Corporate song about a healthy lifestyle nand the motive of the song "What is autumn?"

Melody

What is vodka is grief,
Woe for the family and for work ...
I used to drink one hundred grams on Saturdays,
But I decided that I would quit it soon.

Chorus: I'll throw it, give up, I will go in for sports,
I’ll run, just walk.
The lifestyle must be changed:
Swim, dive, sunbathe!

What is Winston - these are wheezing,
A cough tearing the aorta!
I’ll sit on the name name, bread of seagulls from linden -
And I will quit to smoke today!

Chorus: I will quit, give up, I will go in for sports,
I’ll run, just walk.
The lifestyle must be changed:
Swim, dive, sunbathe!

What is beer is a belly,
As if I swallowed three watermelons!
You will have to quit beer today too, too,
So that the wrinkles are smoothed out on the mug ...

Converted Song for a corporate party for the motive of the song gr. "Gas Sector" "took guilty"

Pain in the right side
They wake me up again.
I feel longing
From a hospital day ...
I curse that day
I curse that hour
When in your life
I drank for the first time!

Drank technical alcohol,
I drank cologne
And he applied with might and main
I am a damage to health ...
I'm going crazy:
Alcoholic cirrhosis
I broke my life
And let go downhill.

The doctor praised me:
“Man, you're well done -
The liver ruined so
That she is complete ... end!
And from now on you
If life is road,
You can’t drink now
Even beer sip. "

And in the wild is spring!
I am not up to spring.
Now someone now
Sweet dreams dream ...
I'm trying to fall asleep
But I can't fall asleep -
It's hard to even breathe
I am in pain in my side.

A needle Vienna pierces
Rapist again:
I struck the doctor
Yellowness ...
Damn this day
Cursed this hour
When in your life
I drank for the first time !!!

Converted Song for a corporate party to the motive of the romance "Only once in life a meeting"

Melody

Day and night fought alcohol,
The head was dizzy day and night.
And now, when he is steaming in the side,
I remember the doctor of the word:

Only once there is a liver in life,
Only once will you bury you.
I know that you have nothing to do,
But try not to drink.

I am no longer 20 or 30,
I recently was 35.
I stopped even swearing
I just have to tie it.

Only once there is a liver in life,
Only once they will bury us.
I am provided with drinking in life,
But I really want not to drink.

I realized that we are crippling ourselves
And it became a shame to me to tears.
I dreamed of my liver yesterday
And it says “cirrhosis”.

Reviewed songs for corporate party funny

Reviewed songs for the corporate party are funny:

A converted song for a corporate party for the motive of the song "Sleeps Tired Toys"

Melody

Tired guys sleep
Drunks ...
It's good when a friend is nearby
For the soul…
Sent for vodka the third ...
Further mat and interjections ...
Close your eyes
Bai - Bai ...

Maybe this third too
Sleeping somewhere? ..
Here they will wake up - they will summarize
One hundred insults ...
Everyone knows - the world is drunken
The fight is glorified by hand -to -hand ...
In the meantime, they have
Devil ...

Bai - Bai, all people should
Understand -
Bai - Bai, tomorrow will be
Day again ...
Everyone is very tired during the day
Something will be at night? ..
They don't get used to it
Repeat…

The converted song on the corporate party for the motive “My joy lives” - a composition for the director, chief

Melody

Our lives ... (name)
In a high tower
And in the tower is that tall
Everyone goes on a call.
Meets everyone with a smile
Gives good advice.
And who will ask for money,
Can't say: "No"!
The blouse on it is new,
Wow ... (name), good!
Start, dance, tie -
Fun soul!
Caskets are changing
Hairstyles and coats.
She is the director
To look at one hundred.
So be ours ... (name),
"As a peach you are beautiful",
With you into the fire and into the water
Favorite team.
We wish ours ... (name)
Always shine with the mind.
We are all proud of you
And we will not let you down.
We present as a gift
Panel we are "autumn" to you,and this is very asked:
"Pour a hundred grams!"

The converted song for the corporate party - a parody of the song "There are central streets ..."

Melody

There are mineral water, Pepsi-Roal drinks
Useful for the liver, pleasant to taste.
But I am normal, sweeter, nicer alcohol,
And I am without them, believe me, I can’t get around for a day.

Chorus: I will accept a glass of “peppers”, pour it “metropolitan”,
I will dilute the "Old Russian" with the "Kuban" in half ...
"Lemon", "Special", "Siberian", "Wheat" -
For true Russian, you are a true balm!

I drank different liquors, cognac and beer, beer,
I drank the wine first -class, champagne and rum.
But the most beautiful of them is ordinary
Simple Russian vodka in a bottle of "screw".

Chorus: I will accept a glass of “Ryabinova”, pour it “Smirnov”,
I will dilute after the "old" from the "Moscow" in half ...
"Hunting", "embassy", "Streltskaya", "Petrovskaya" -
For true Russian, you are a true balm!

There are noble vods, in quality - excellent,
With medals and prices for a thousand rubles,
But I am a mile "folk", dear miles,
From their names of affectionate, warmth becomes.

Chorus: I will accept a glass of “rubble”, pour it “crystal”,
Then I will dilute Gzhelkoy with “greetings” in half ...
“Source” and “Bogorodskaya”, “spring” and “triumphal” -
For true Russian, you are a true balm!

"Great Secret for a small company"-a passage song for a cheerful holiday programmer

Melody

It's no secret that the server does not grow in the garden,
You won’t sell it, although you buy, server,
And so I
Head on Keyboarde
I fall asleep, tired
From daytime troubles

CHORUS: Under the quiet mutter,
The processor of the murmur,
Under the keys of chattering,
Under the swear and strained
Create a server for a small one,
For a small company,
For such a modest company
A huge server

Not a secret,
What serves are respected on the Web,
But to find ads for them, to find hell
And so I
I call users
Then on chat, then for tea,
Then go to the competition

CHORUS: Under the quiet mutter,
The processor of the murmur,
Under the keys of chattering,
Under the swear and strained
Create a server for a small one,
For a small company,
For such a modest company
A huge server

Not a secret,
That a server loves care very much
Does not live without my upgrades,
And so I
Became a specialist in Support’y,
And now I dream of me
In nightmares of night

CHORUS: Under the quiet mutter,
The processor of the murmur,
Under the keys of chattering,
Under the swear and strained
Create a server for a small one,
For a small company,
For such a modest company
A huge server

Under the computer grinding,
Under the keys of chattering
I quietly fell into despair
I say like a fool:
“Why did he give up, small,
Such a company
And such a modest company,
A huge server! "

Converted songs for the corporate friend

Reviewed songs for the Corporate: Comic:

The converted song on the corporate party "Big Secret for the Little ...":

Melody

Truck:
It's no secret that it is not difficult to open your company -
It is necessary to arrange a lot of papers.
You can find the office.
And without an office you can.
But then without a charter it is impossible!

Chorus:
Under the signature of the founders,
With the consent of the compilers,
In the name of bearers is born into the light.
Big Charter for a small one,
For a small company,
Such a company offshore, for a modest AOZT.
CJSC, AOZT! A/o, AOZT!

Truck:
Oh, where to find sponsors?
As if from someone from the current account
List to someone's account.
And then to cash something there.
And confuse everything so that no one will understand.

Chorus:
Fake power of attorney
Inspires everyone's confidence
But the main moderation, and the girls of sweets.
Little budget at a small one,
A small campaign has
Such a campaign is a huge such budget.
Oh, it would be only where, oh would it be only where,
Oh, it would be only where to turn ...

Truck:
It's no secret that friends sometimes help
To cash something secretly.
But they take interest.
And they leave you
If the case has opened and smells of the court.

Chorus:
Do not need lectures
In the tax inspectorate -
There is always an inspection right, it is already about
Close the score in a small one,
The small company has
Such a company offshore will completely arrest an account.

SHOW:
Oh where to find you? Oh where to find you?
Oh, where are you, good lawyer?
As if inadvertently Swiss bank
List the entire authorized fund?
And then go to the foreign trip for a week.
And stay in a barrier with children and wife.

Chorus:
Pagering Pagering,
Under the printers buzzing,
Under faxes, chirping is born into light
Great secret for the little,
For a small company,
Such an offshore company is an extensive secret.
Oh give me a ticket! They call - I'm not
Paul just in case the cabinet!
Oh give me a ticket! Goodbye AOZT!
Only the old seal remained.

The converted song for the corporate party for the motive of the song "It's time to go on the road"

Melody

Truck:
Today on Friday evening, in the evening.
It seemed that there was nothing to do in the office of the crowd.
We all have fun - smoke with a pillar
And we sing the song in chorus
In a circle, a bar with champagne pour everyone.

SHOW:
It's time, they poured everyone
The appetizer is tasty, tasty, tasty
The guests were invited
And now they are under the arms, lead to the table.

Chorus:
Let fate abandon us
Far, let.
Khabarovsk, Sakhalin, Kamchatka,
Wild land.
Friends and friends,
And at work for work we drink together.

Truck:
Today on Friday evening, in the evening.
Sheets with advertising are tightly twisted, completed.
Let them wait a bit
At least a few minutes
We will pause the advertising here.

SHOW:
It's time, they poured everyone
The appetizer is tasty, tasty, tasty
The guests were invited
And now they are under the arms, lead to the table.

Chorus:
Let fate abandon us
Far, let.
Khabarovsk, Sakhalin, Kamchatka,
Wild land.
Friends and friends,
And at work for work we drink together.

Truck:
Today on Friday evening, in the evening.
Dalsvyaz and NTK will converge as planned.
LG and the fish forum here.
The salty wind will be all
Not in the pictures, but in kind we will eat.

SHOW:
It's time, they poured everyone
The appetizer is tasty, tasty, tasty
The guests were invited
And now they are under the arms, lead to the table.

Chorus:
Let fate abandon us
Far, let.
Khabarovsk, Sakhalin, Kamchatka,
Wild land.
Friends and friends,
And at work for work we drink together.

Converted songs for corporate

Reviewed songs for the corporate party cool:

The converted song for the corporate party for the motive of "Momns"

Melody

Do not think about seconds from Bodun,
The time has come, I realized myself, probably.
Mold in a glass of yesterday's wine,
You know yourself that this remedy is true.

Do not think about the great with a hangover,
Shake dawn fatigue from eyelashes.
Say thank you for intact
And something left on the plate.

Take a gray sandwich from a plate,
Kapa Kabba Find the remains -
It is not the time to argue about the orders,
When the people are daring.

There is no time to think about the overwhelming,
Codes soud -sided larynx,
And the voices of the semi -signed tan
Have not yet dissolved in the interior.

Everything is its term, and this period will come,
And the thought will wake up in the cranial box.
You will not miss this moment short -
Remove calmly gray sandwich.

Converted song for a corporate party about hares

Melody:

In the train one,
Where both close and stuffy,
Where is the gray -haired controller
Drags his legs barely
In the wagons in a crowd
Hares ran together
And wherein,
Sanging
Strange words:

We do not care,
We do not care,
Pay a hundred rubles or more than a hundred.
We have no money
At this late hour,
You will get in the eye right now,
Well sho did you stick to us?

The controller says:
Pay by law.
And in response - silence
And they don’t give loot.
Hares go to Moscow,
Hares here - half of the carriage,
And without fear, everything is more cheerful
They sing a song.

We do not care,
We do not care,
Pay a hundred rubles, or more than a hundred,
We have no money
At this late hour,
Right now you will get in the eye!
Well sho did you stick to us?

"Traffic jams in Moscow"remodeling the song of the red cap

Melody

If for a long time, for a long time, for a long time,
If for a long time on the strip,
On the bus strip
You will go around traffic jams
Then, perhaps, of course,
Then probably right
It can be possible,
You will pay a large fine!

Aaa - fines in the capital - this is such a width,
Aaa - fines in the capital - this is such an embodiment,
Aaa - both bankers and taxi drivers,
Aaa - and pop artists,
AAA - this fine will not be pulled!
AAA - this fine will not be pulled!

And as soon as only
And as soon as on the strip,
On the trolleybus path,
You will meet the traffic police,
Then, perhaps, of course,
The officers will say gently
Very quiet, very tender:
“Come on a million rubles!”

Aaa - fines in the capital - this is such a width,
Aaa - fines in the capital - this is such an embodiment,
Aaa - crocodiles - hippos,
Aaa - monkeys - sperm whales,
AAA - this fine will not be pulled!
AAA - this fine will not be pulled!

But of course, but of course
If you are so shy
And with money - lean,
Get better on the subway.
There is no need to do anything for you
Slopes and congestion,
Timid-boxes-in-stroke
Warewell your wallet!

Why do you need fines - this is such a width,
Why do you need fines of such an embroidery?
Aaa - both bankers and taxi drivers,
Aaa - and pop artists,
AAA - this fine will not be pulled!
AAA - this fine will not be pulled!

Reduced Russian songs for a corporate party - the best selection

Reduced Russian songs to the corporate party:

Songs-transferson the motive "Tanks rumbled on the field"

Melody

Spring again in the window knocks
And the sun wanders around the yards.
Today is a reason to get drunk
And raise a toast for lovely ladies.
Today is a reason to get drunk
And raise a toast for lovely ladies.

For you, spring plays with a stream,
For you, the starlings are all overwhelming a circle,
For you men melt with their hearts
Braving the flora all around.
For you men melt with their hearts
Braving the flora all around.

What to wish you, dear,
Let the troubles turn to dust.
Your men are busy,
They will arrange a candlelight holiday.
Your men are busy,
They will arrange a candlelight holiday.

Let them strain at work
Only fashion and cinema
Well, they charge the salary
For finding itself.
Well, they charge the salary
For finding itself.

Let me have enough strength for shops
Let it be lucky with your friends.
And your only man
You will never let you down.
And your only man
You will never let you down.

Bypassed
Problems of various kuter
And the thought of your female happiness
There will simply be no dream.
And the thought of your female happiness
There will simply be no dream.

We love you, we are alive
And all that we do is for you.
Tell us men, you thank you
What got drunk this time.
Tell us men, you thank you
What got drunk this time.

Funny songs-transfers nand the motive "How does the homeland begin?"

Melody

How does the homeland begin?
From the inspection at the airport,
From impudent and evil border guards,
With a crooked cigarette in the mouth.

Maybe it begins
With a cursing "ech-west",
And other curses that
There is no one to understand strangers ...

How does the homeland begin?
From a boot stepped into the mud,
From the car near the exit
It died out and did not start.

Maybe it begins
With non -storage for a long time sausage,
With sullen guys at the exchanger,
With pops playing everywhere.

No! It begins
From ordinary normal people:
Responsive, sensitive, attentive,
Meeting us at the door.

The homeland begins from then,
Which is better - not, and no, and no
From the fact that even before departure,
We took the return ticket ...

Alteration of the song to Corporate A. Pugacheva “Real Colonel” - a universal congratulation

Melody

Capabit 1: At first I was looking for a job
But seeing the boss here,
Speech the gift was simply lost instantly.
Ah, girls, how all he is!
I am in shock
And the reason is understandable: before me (I understand!)
- A real man!

Chorus: We are all "ill" here,
The vaccine will not help
They wanted to congratulate you
A real man!

Trudely 2: The essence is not in trousers with a pocket stuffed,
Beauty, strength, agility are not important.
You can be an applon, Tarzan,
At the same time, there is no man!
And everything is different with us: we are Venus, Athens,
Since the chef, for good luck,
Well, a real man!

Reviewed songs for doctors: texts, melodies

Reduced songs for doctors corporate parties:

The converted song on the corporate party "They say we are beaks-bugs"

Melody

Capabit 1: We are not biacks \u200b\u200bor beeches,
We are simple doctors.
Give us medical cards in your hands
- We will guess you in the morning!
O-la-la, oh la-la, we will not take a ruble from you!

Trudely 2: Tomorrow is a long road
Waiting for analyzes,
There will be many directions,
Maybe something is lucky!
U-lu-yu, u-lu-lu,
I will extend the sick leave!

Verse 3: I will measure the pressure,
I will determine the weight by eye,
I will check the condition
And pour medications to you!
U-lu-lu, u-lu-lu, how I like to treat!

The converted song on the corporate party “Hands Up” (ay-yai-yai, girl) is a composition for nurses of registry

Melody

Camping 1: To meet patients is our main task,
Serving customers that come almost crying.
Who is good, some with a cry, who whisper:
"Hello, girls ..." Life in the registry for events is rich!
All girlfriends will gather in the workplace.
Filling medical records is not toys at all!
We will accept our patients with love
- We quickly draw up contracts for treatment.

Chorus: Ay-yai-yai-but we love work,
Ay-yay-yai-we will always help people!
Ay-yai-yai-the profession is such,
Ay-yay-yai-very business!

Trudely 2: Ay-yai-yai, girls, the day has come a corporate party,
Ay-yai-yai, girls, we will charge everyone with a positive!
Ay-yai-yai, girls, we sing like at a concert,
But our vocation is registration in the medical center!

Reduced songs for corporate parties: texts, melodies

Reviewed songs for corporate parties:

Song-drive to the motive of the song "I am a chocolate hare"

Melody

All sorts of files where I will put on the screw, I will put
The lamer user does not know, I won’t tell him.
I have a clumsy gui, this biak attracts everyone,
I am a holey, I'm glitched, I'm somewhere else.

Every user is ready to worship me day and night,
And the slave in himself is not able to overcome the user anymore.
You just have to boot and explorer start
The user rejoices right away - "How beautiful it was to live!"

Chorus:
Mastdai I'm one -bit. I am a nasty freak. I am a buggy for everything 100.
I am a Window-dime, I am inserted into each computer, I hang so easily.

Half, novels, nicks melt right before our eyes.
If the user sees me, I only hear “ah-ah-ah”.
It is impossible, very difficult to abandon me.
Put the disk, get it, you won’t get anywhere.

Repeat of the chorus

Song-drive to the motive "Take the overcoat, go home"

Melody

And we, my brother, are not bots.
And with a bot is easier than with a brother.
With Q3 we have done scores.
Take Railgun, let's go home!

Kvaka bent and mowed us,
It came to an end to herself.
It was necessary to hang a server!
Take Railgun, let's go home!

On the smell of chips burnt
Again, again, my comrade,
A smells of a system will come
And it will drew us like women ...
Take Railgun, let's go home!

And you are all with red eyes
You sit at the computer, like a glove.
Get up, get up, a single -thousandth,
Take Railgun, let's go home.

We are all Q3 crazy children,
Both Sisadmin and Lamova.
When will they not “bug” the network? ..
Take Railgun, let's go home!

Reviewed songs for teachers' corporate parties: texts, melodies

Reduced Russian songs to the Corporate Teachers:

Song-drive to the motive of the song from the movie "Moscow does not believe in tears"

Melody

What is the main thing in pedagogy?
Love for children.
Love for children? Are you sure?
Yes, I am sure.
I know firmly
And he personally checked it.
I know firmly
And he personally checked it
Children will answer with recognition
For your love.

What is the perfect teacher?
Open soul.
Just a soul, do you think?
I suppose
I myself am my heart
I open it for them.
I myself am my heart
I open it for them.
And in the lessons reign
Silence and peace.

How to start if experience
Not high yet
Experience will come.
Do you think?
Yes, I think.
I myself am every day
I replenish it.
I myself am every day
I replenish it
But every day presents
We are a new lesson.

What follows from this?
You should live.
Live for children,
Neither health nor spare strength.
You think them
Will it make it smarter?
Do you think they are kinder?
I believe
You should live for this!

We should live
In the name and for the sake of children.
I think this is
For happiness, not so little.
So allow on the stage
Wonderful hall
So allow on the stage
Wonderful hall
Hand to dance
Madame, offer you.

School is a special world,
Life boils there inside
And every year everything from the beginning
In a circle, in a circle.
Life goes on,
Give, ma'am, hand
And one, two, three.
One two Three.
One two Three.
One two Three.

Song-transmission to the motiveromance "I met you"

Melody

We will celebrate a year - and all the bad
With the past year, he will depart.
The time will come gold -
Without troubles, diseases and hardships.

Winter will give a fur coat with fur
And the fireplace has a long hour.
Spring of streams with a sparkling laugh
The excitement in us will be embraced again.

Will give summer a blow,
With love, the minds will spin.
But we are stocked up with jam
And cucumbers until winter.

Yes after a long separation
Suddenly, like an autumn thunder,
Fathers and children, grandfathers, grandchildren
They will return again to our marvelous house!

Everything will blossom with his arrival -
Smiles, joy, happiness, laughter ...
So congratulationsTeachers
Friends and relatives of everyone!

Reduced songs for firefighters: texts, melodies

Reduced songs for firefighters:

The converted song for the corporate party for the melody "Ocean and three rivers"

Listen! This is serious!
How much can we burn!
I listen (3) eagerly
Slowly, not breathing and delicately!

My friend! Not too late!
I did not have time to decay!
Inexpired, incredible, incredible!
Cool, but confused and incomprehensible!

An emergency in the country is forty every day,
Rescuers do not sleep all night!
Heroically everyone is fighting with a flame,
But one thing awaits them:

The country is everywhere nightmare: the wiring is old,
Someone removed from the sewers of the hatch,
People drunk in bed all night in bed!
Fireman! You always saved people!

The converted song on the corporate party for the melody for the melody "Home grass"

Melody

Fire rescuers,
Fire rescuers,
You give the guys the festival,
Risk and courage are justified,
And the music sounds in the hall,
Ah, it’s a pity to part with you!

We had fun and I
Friends of good were met,
We will never be able to forget them!

Fire rescuers,
We are very grateful to you
We will save love for you forever!

Chorus: Teba praise, firefighter our lifeguard!
Such a country needs!
We will prove our love with deeds
We know our help you need!

Reduced songs for corporate party for bank workers: texts, melodies

Reduced Corporate Songs for Banking Workers:

The converted song for the corporate party for the motive "If you have no aunt" ...

Melody

If you do not have a chief accountant
Reports then not for you,
And do not see how both ears,
The prize to you,
The prize to you,
Prize to you and advance!
And - an advance!

Chorus: The director thunders with bass,
The accountant considers copper!
Think for yourself, decide for yourself,
Who do you have and what do you have!
Think from now on!

If you have no income
Taxes then by zero,
And in the good time of the year
Vacation why,
Vacation why,
Why do you need a vacation?
Do you need?

Repeat the chorus

If you have no benefits
Then you are not disabled,
And a glass, like everyone else's new year,
Can you,
Can you,
Pour each other yourself!
Pour it yourself!

Repeat the chorus

Songs-transfers for bank workers-ODA Savings Book

Melody

The depositor sings.
I transferred my salary to Sberbank,
I so wanted to quickly become rich.
Ah, your favorite contribution, torments my heart again:
Substacle, Stra, I dared your contribution to be desired.
My heavy cross is a round seal, Sberbank,

And my own contribution is not yet to pick up ...
I, the client of the next, beloved OSB,
And I will never be happy on earth -
After all, I can’t find peace for a very long time:
I always carry my savings book with me.

The controller sings.
I make up contributions meticulously,
Well, about the depositor, are you so serious?
I began to print your contract very quickly,
I beautifully signed a new one,
The percentage noted, the translations indicated,

All your questions answered for a long time
And I am immensely happy when I have a crowd,
After all, she turns speakers.
But I know: there will always be one finale.
I conveyed your savings to the cashier.

Sings the cashier.
I accept money, give out,
I do not like it when an account is zero.
Ah, in the savings bank I am always glad to leave the signature,
Especially when a solid contribution.
Currency differently, like a demon, obsessed,

My sonorous coin ruined my life,
I consider her day, and sometimes in a dream,
And I feel her in my hand.
And for a very long time I can’t find peace:
I will give my soul to the devil for any contribution.

Sing together.
And day and night she is only in front of me,
And not Madonna, I pray, but she alone.
Wait, don't leave me, a crazy dream!
The hopes of different ones are inspired by the book that.
And for a very long time we can’t find peace
Of course, any contribution to us is dear to us.

Reduced songs for corporate gans and power engineers: texts, melodies

Reduced songs for corporate gear and power engineers:

The converted song for the corporate party is the confession of the dispatcher "to the motive of the song" Wait, steam locomotive "

Melody

Wait, steam locomotive, do not knock, wheels,
Conductor, click on the brakes.
To the authorities of the native again on the carpet I
I go, dropping my eyes.
Forgive me, chef, negligent son,
That he drove the fast on the path,

The postal stood for three days in the sludge,
Alien commodity stood in the depot.
I myself do not understand how this happened
I pressed the forbidden button -
And instead of instructions on card bribes
He gave advice to the entire station.
I will definitely work out, and on schedule
The same will go on trains,
Here are just signals, traffic lights
I need to learn a little.

Songs-transfers for the day of the railway worker nand the motive of the song "Here someone went down from the hill"

Melody

A fast train rushes along the rails,
And he is lucky passengers.
And the driver always strives
That the train will come on time.

There are so many works on the piece of iron,
There should be no omission.
You can not make movements sharp,
It leads to great trouble.

It's nice to go to us in the carriage
Where there is a good conductor.
He will always drink us with tea,
If you need to - bring it to eat.

Those who tied their work with a piece of iron,
We congratulate everyone now.
Health, happiness and love
Low bow to you all of us.

The converted song for the corporate party - "Do not cry, Monterka"

Melody

1. The winds of the mountains were blowing, they are trumpeting to the monhers collection:
Again, the wires clashed somewhere.
Folding a dry ration in a hiking knot,
The wife was a little smoked sometimes.

Chorus:
Do not cry, Monterka, rains will pass,
The wind will subside, you just wait.
Letting my day off today.
Such a fate is already visible my rock.

2. Our chief engineer is a supporter of extreme measures,
He can never be argued.
Therefore, they are always ready for labor,
To get a pay from sometimes.

Repeat of the chorus

Song-transmission to Energy Day nand the motive of the song "We are not stakefuls we are not ..."

Melody

Not stakefuls, we are not carpenters,
But there are no regrets of bitter
We work in the energy sector
We just give people light.

Sometimes dark blue
Suddenly clouds will collect (slightly)
But we will connect our own line (yes),
And the light flows down (down).

Electric Superior - repairmen
And engineers of heating networks -
We all work with energy,
We warm people with warmth.

In the work of thermal power industry
Do not spend many unnecessary words (yes, words),
Ready to quickly give energy (yes),
After all, our motto: is always ready (be ready).

Believe us that "energy",
We translate as "warmth" and "light",
Such a friend of the right
You won’t find anymore, no!

We give light to the apartment every
And we send you warmth (easy),
We solve the important problem (yes)
And we serve people well (good)!

Reduced Russian songs for police corporate parties: texts, melodies

Reduced Russian songs for police corporate parties:

Song-drive on the motive of the composition "Old Man Makhno" of the group LUD

Melody

Uncle Stepan
Looks at the fog
Unknown and not drunk, oh!
Sees a thief a mile away
A policeman at the post!

Chorus:In our police,
True they say
There are many unusual guys,
In our police
There is such Stepan,
Real Russian ...

Eh, Stepa, Stepan, Stepan -
Russian giant!

Stepa, Stepan, Stepan -
Russian giant!

Uncle Stepan
Cleans the Nagan,
Pouring tea into a glass, oh!
To catch a thief -
We need to drink tea tightly!

Chorus

Uncle Stepan
He sat on the Topchan,
He has a button accordion in his hands, oh!
To defeat the thief -
You have to live more fun!

Chorus

Uncle Stepan
I went out into the fog
Unknown and not drunk, oh!
He will not give him to everyone
Drink riots!

Chorus:

In our police,
Honestly,
There are a lot of informal guys,
In our police
Stepan also serves
Real Russian ...

Eh, Stepa, Stepan, Stepan -
Russian giant!

Stepa, Stepan, Stepan -
Russian giant!

Song-drive to the motive of the song comrade Sukhova from the movie "White Sun of the Desert"

Melody

Your nobleness,
Citizen chief
Wait a swear in your
New Matyugalnik
The police form
You don't tear at the seams
Reform began
Yes, somehow without love

The police form
You don't tear at the seams
Reform began
Yes, somehow without love

Your nobleness,
Comrade Police
There is no new rank
Wisdom of everyday life
Like your reform
Do not call here
But the replacement of the form
Do not find love

Like your reform
Do not call here
But the replacement of the form
Do not find love

Your nobleness,
Twice presidents
What is promised
We are in law
At least sweet carrots
You call the hell
But just do not add
Folk topics of love

At least sweet carrots
You call the hell
But just do not add
Folk topics of love

Reduced songs for corporate trading workers: texts, melodies

Reduced songs for corporate trading workers:

The converted song for the corporate party for the motive of the song "Old Maple"

Melody

Shop, shop, shop calls for him,
Offers customers goods.
Why, why, why is the goods lying?
Because the whole product is already old.

Seller, seller, seller gives the council,
The goods offers customers.
If suddenly, if suddenly, if suddenly the product is bad,
Then the store will exchange it for you.

Your holiday, your holiday, your holiday and came to us,
The day of trade calls it.
You are successful in work, and good luck everywhere.
On the day of the trade worker is congratulated.

The converted song for the corporate party for the motive of the song "For your beautiful eyes"

Melody

For your beautiful eyes on this day trading workers
Congratulations on your holiday,
For work for yours thanks!
Who will sell us many things,
Extremely important or not very?
Without merchants, it’s difficult at all,
As without money, by the way!

On the day of trade workers, we congratulate you!
You need to sell goods, at least a little people loving.
And when there are a lot of them, it is so difficult for everyone to please.
Only you manage to love your work!

No, it is not for nothing that sellers seek to smile, standing behind the counter.
The mood does not spoil all day
From one smile!
Who will help, except for the seller,
Choose what we need?
Without his weighty word
We do not know how to buy!

On the day of trade workers, we congratulate you!
You need to sell goods, at least a little people loving.
And when there are a lot of them, it is so difficult for everyone to please.
Only you manage to love your work!

Reduced songs for accountants: texts, melodies

Reduced songs to the corporate party accountants:

The converted song on the corporate party to the motive "rode on the three with bells ..."

Melody

If you end up on triples,
If in mathematics a hole -
You can work, who you want -
Just don't go to the accountant!
There, a moron with a loan always does not converge,
Only the paper mountain rustles in the corner.
The work is nervous, and so it is,
What do you think at night until the morning!

If you studied on four,
And you do charging in the morning -
It is clear that you have achieved a lot
Just don't go to the accountant!
There, a moron with a loan always does not converge,
And only a paper mountain grows in the corner.
The work is vile, and so it is,
What do you think at night until the morning!

If you were born an excellent student
Or in the checkers went to the master,
Even if I got married profitably -
Still, do not go to the accountant!
There, a moron with a loan always does not converge,
Already everywhere lies a paper mountain.
The work is vile, and so it is,
What do you think at night until the morning!

If you decided to end your life,
But it's still not time to drown -
No one to make a hero,
Spit, and go to the accountant !!!
There, a moron with a loan always does not converge,
You can’t cope with the paper mountain.
The work of suicide bombers, and so it is,
What would the precipitate at night fall out!

Song-drive to the motive of the song "Accountant"

Melody

From the news you are tired about abroad,
You will wear boots and red coats,
You will go, spend your souls to your capital
After all, no one will recognize in this form.

Take a gentleman with you for a walk,
He is ready to dispel any sadness of your sadness
Not a foreigner and not the son of a millionaire
He is an accountant's husband, and let him.

Chorus:
Accountant, our dear accountant,
It is not terrible with you in the country in stagnation
Accountant, our dear accountant,
And happiness will be if there is peace in the soul!
Accountant, our dear accountant,
Your friends have gathered here now,
Accountant, our dear accountant,
Let the cherished dream come true!

And on Monday again in the morning in the office
You will lay out with paper folders on the table,
You will surpass the amounts all in the world
And you will only think, only about work.

The working day is almost completely finished
And the debit with a loan remained, not reduced
Relax at home at least tonight,
And you will think about the percentage later!

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