New Year's scenes for the corporate party are cool short

In each team for the New Year, corporate parties are traditionally arranged. We offer to dilute the festive program with cool New Year scenes.

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Short funny scenes will help create the right mood and defuse the situation.

New Year's scene "Festive rain"

To embody the New Year's scene, you will need two identical non -enlightened vessels. We pour water into the first vessel. We fill the second vessel small New Year's tinsel. The participant in the scene works with a jug of water. The second vessel must be placed next to you, but so that the audience does not notice it. In the midst of scenes, the vessels will need to be quickly changed.
The participant in the scene is called to pronounce toast. Instead of a glass, he picks up a jug of water. The toast consists in the description of the signs of the peoples of countries with a wet climate. According to the note - If on the eve of the New Year the new year it will rain, then the next year will be rich and happy. In the process of the story, you need to constantly demonstrate to the guests that the vessel is water.

It is enough to scoop up water several times and pour it back into the container. After demonstrating the internal contents, it is necessary to invisibly change the vessels.
An interesting story about the sign needs to be completed unusual offer to guests. To begin with, it is worth expressing regret that we do not wait for the rain on New Year's Eve. And then offer the guests an alternative - so that everyone gets happiness and wealth in the new year, splash out the contents of the vessel on all.
Swinging a jug at the guests, we get people scattering to the sides of the water. And from the vessel, Mishura is actually spilled out. Such a trick will cause many positive emotions among guests.

New Year's scene "How you do not need to celebrate the New Year"

For a New Year's scene, you will need 2 people entering the dialogue:

1 participant: Dear guests, I want to teach you to correctly celebrate the coming New Year.
2 participant:There was a teacher, I know better!
1 participant:And this says a person who still runs shopping an hour before the fight?!
2 participant:At least I buy real gifts, and do not lay out empty dummies under the Christmas tree for a selfie on social networks.
1 participant:But this is not as corny as to buy the same chocolate for the action and give.
2 participant:Yes, but this is a much more interesting activity than watching the old recordings of the laughopanoramas with Petrosyan on New Year's Eve.
1 participant:It’s better to be in front of Telik than to run out onto the street under the battlefield and attach to unfamiliar companies for the sake of a free champagne glass.
2 participant:And you always save on New Year's fireworks, let others spend it, and I will admire the window, and save money.
1 participant:And you do not know how to sincerely congratulate, copy a template SMS from the Internet and put the entire phone book into the newsletter.
2 participant:It is better than writing pipe dreams on paper, setting it as a shampan with a naive hope for a bright future.
1 participant:A strange remark from a person who manages to “get drunk to the devils” in the old year and from year to year to skip a meeting with the New Year, falling asleep at the festive table.
2 participant:It’s better to quietly fall asleep in the salad than to call the former girlfriends drunk.
1 participant:You just have no time to call, since you give out the whole New Year's holiday inappropriate advice on the quality of the prepared dishes and the relevance of a dressed decoration.
2 participant:I even have someone to cook, and you always run around the guests and linger there until you completely break everything food.
1 participant:And you get up on the very wound on the 1st of the day and instead of dugging, you are going to sculpt a snow woman.
2 participant:But you are a specialist in opening bottles and unsuccessful shots at best in the chandelier, in the worst to someone in the eye.
1 participant:This is not as scary as a drunk somersault, after which a Christmas tree with toys is on the floor.
2 participant:Yes, we are both not the best example for a happy meeting of the New Year. Listen to us and never repeat us!

Short New Year's scene on culinary themes

Traditionally, New Year's tables break from delicious treats. We offer to spoil the culinary process of preparing the traditional “herring under a fur coat” in a funny New Year's scene.
To embody the New Year's scene, you will need 6 men and 6 women. Each of the participants will play the role of one of the ingredients in the salad.
In front of the guests you need to put two chairs turned face to each other. A cook with a white cap on the head voices a step -by -step preparation of salad.

1 layer of salad - Two large builders are seated on chairs.
2 layer of salad - Two girls are chosen for the role of onion rings and seated to men on their knees.
3 layer of salad - Graters - two medium -sized men sit in the hands of girls.
4 layer of salad - In the role of carrots and beets, two men act again.
5 layer - mayonnaise layer of two girls.

The task of the participants to keep a friend and not to ruin the salad.

New Year's scene "Kolobok in a new way"

To put a scene, you will need 6 participants. For the role of Kolobok, it is better to choose a character with a well -fed complexion. The remaining five people will play the roles of grandfather, grandmother, hare, wolf and fox.
Kolobok is seated on a chair in the center of the hall. A path of three chairs is laid from it, each of which is placed a hare, a wolf and a fox. Around the kolobok are a grandfather and a woman.

Woman:

Old wanted pancakes for dinner,
I ordered a glutton at once a couple of dozen.
How to fry them, I have long forgotten,
According to the susek, I scraped it and the kolobok blinded.

Grandfather:

I look at the result of your skillful -
Flaunts on the chair burner
Some unidentified lump.
Well, what can I say - a bun.

While the revenge cools the bun,
Let's go with the old woman in the cellar.
There in my corner is secluded,
Chekushechka with excellent moonshine.

Kolobok:

Yesterday I was a white flour, today for lunch I became a ruddy bun

So that we would not have a snack until the evening-I will leave my home quickly.

The tablecloth, the thorny path creeps, sharp pebbles painfully crushed in the side.
Krut-wound, cool-wound. Along along the tropinochki are a round bun.

The bun is transplanted to the first neighboring chair. A hare is found to him.

Hare:

Under the crown tree of the dark

Buldezh is lying, catching.

All evening in the bliss languid

I puffing it.

Oh my God, what a miracle

Is there on the path along the pond?
If I look correctly, as if - a bun.
Come on, come to me, my friend.

Kolobok:

I welcome my friend, but only I, by golly,
I rush forward, and I have to go on the road.
Turn back, I will make a hook,
And you and I will inflate a jamb.

The bun is transplanted to the next chair, behind which there is a wolf.

Wolf:
I am in this performance
I don't know what, I don't know how
By author's opinion,
Shy and loud wolf.

Kolobok:

Well, damn kapets, save and save!
Again a large puddle in the way.
Wherever you look, all the flesh-kanawa,
You can’t do it on the left, nor on the right.

Wolf:

And this is who rushes here with the breeze,
Nature announcing the mother?

I hang out in the forest for almost four years,
But he knew nothing about this freak.

Hey round! What are you stuck there in the mud?
Come on, wait a minute, brake!

Kolobok:

Listen to you, honestly,
It was very interesting to listen,
But, my gray, I suddenly remembered,
That I did not turn off the iron on the hut.

The bun is transplanted to the third chair to the fox.

Fox:

Beautiful, like an orchid,
My beauty bloomed in the forest.
And there was no animal more cunning
And more fun than a fox.

Wow, some kind of guy
And, apparently, it tastes quite edible.
Now I will ask a couple of phrases for dating
And in the evening I will buy for dinner.

Kolobok:

Yes, you are crazy, fox,
In me, right now only - half,
And then - different garbage and droppings.
I, redhead, are afraid for your stomach.

Fox:

You won’t hide me with this business,
And you won’t kill you to eat you.

The fox hugs the kolobok and turns the chair with the back to the audience

Oh, in vain, I Kolobok, I probably ate.
Suddenly, it suddenly froze.
A fire is on in the tummy,
As if ate a dump truck.

New Year's scene "In the office of Santa Claus"

Two people participate in the stage - a secretary and a client. For staging, you need to put a table with a chair, lay out the office. A client comes to the secretary.

Client: Good afternoon. I would like to talk with your superiors.
Secretary:Good afternoon. Sorry, but today is not a reception day.
Client:Strange, then why does the schedule indicate that today is the receipt day ..?
Secretary:Only if there was a preliminary arrangement, are you signed up?
Client:I tried to call, but alas, getting to your office is like a whole lottery.
Secretary:You are not starting, now we will decide something. (The phone rings).
Buyer on the tube:Please accept the order.
Secretary:Received. We will deliver it today.
Client:Fine ... But what about me? How can I pick up my orders?

Secretary:

New Year comes to us today.
There will be dances, songs, round dance.
On the veranda at the door
We will gladly collect guests.
Oh, and the holiday will be soon!
Santa Claus will arrive now

The director comes:

Let the desire to fulfill the New Year,
Important will solve problems
And will bring us good luck with us,
Happiness and love in addition!

Short New Year's scene "Three girls"

Participants in the New Year stage - 4 men. In the role of three girls 3 dressed up guy.

Leading: Three girls under the window decided to chat in the evening.
It turns out the first girl Marfushechka (mowing man) with the words of the song:
"I am going so in Dolce in the dime, I go so, on the heart of the wound."
The second girl Nastenka comes out and sings:
“After all, I am so beautiful today, because I am so beautiful today.”
The third rowing girl Ksyusha comes out with the words:
"Ksyush Ksyush Ksyusha, a skirt from Plush, a brown braid."
Leading: The girls were thinking, as if to find grooms.
Marfushechka: “Even if you are a little over 30, there is a hope to marry the prince. The sun is shining equally on the planet. ”
Nastenka: “Loneliness is a bastard, loneliness boredom. I do not feel my heart, I do not feel a hand. "
Ksyushenka: "Female happiness, it would be cute nearby, but nothing else is needed."
Leading: The girls argued, which of them is the most beautiful. We decided to ask the mirror.
Marfushechka: "Who is more sweet in all in the world and whiter and whiter?"
Leading:The mirror is in response to her - well, you're so terrible, you are so scary. You are not painted terrible and painted.
Nastenka: "Who is the sweetest and red -hot and whiter in the world?"
Leading: The mirror in response-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, as you got me yourself.
The modest Marfusha became in front of the mirror, was afraid to ask. The mirror without waiting for the question answers her: “How beautiful you are today. There is no pain in your heart. ”
Leading: Then the king enters the light, looked around the girls and said: “Girls are different - black, white, red. But everyone wants the same way, to fool around for something. Tell the girl what do you want to receive as a gift from me? ”
Marfushechka decided to turn to the king (the action takes place in the dance) : “Pupsik, my sweet nipple. Let's walk with you by the handle. I want as a gift - a black boomer, a black boomer, stop signal lights. Black boomer, black boomer, if you can, roll. ”
Then Nastya jumped up, pushed her sister and said: “Plye fight, next to me, my dear play fight. The play, such a cool fight, dressed like Deny. What I want as a gift - the best friends of girls, these are diamonds. ”
Then the third sister of Marfushechka jumped up and said: “I don’t know why, but I like you. I don’t know why, but I like you. And what I want as a gift - but I want, I want, I want, I want. And I want, I want, I want. ”So merged in the dance of Marfushechka and the king and decided to play the wedding.