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A large selection of adult riddles that can be used to entertain guests at birth and anniversary.

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Riddles for adults funny birthday

Riddles for adults funny birthday:

There will be a lot on birthday
Amazing moments
And the birthday person will hear millions ...
(Compliments.)

To make it more fun
So as not to be sad for guests,
On birthday, certainly
Do you need to turn on?
(Music.)

The birthday has come
I have been waiting for him for so long.
Here are gifts and flowers
And where is the air ...
(Balls.)

I inflate the balloon
I invite you to the holiday.
Come all your friends.
I became older in the morning.
(Birthday holiday.)

If you can't think of
What to go for a birthday today,
Put them in a beautiful envelope,
The birthday person will be glad, without doubt.
(Money.)

Congratulations sounded,
The table is almost empty.
The best birthday
He approached the end.
Guests will dress
Goodbye ...
(Embrace.)

Since you are going on a day of birth
If you were with him,
To participate in the fun
And do not spoil everything to others.
(Mood.)

This holiday will send hello to us since childhood,
This is an occasion to get together together,
Congratify, joke and have fun,
And it happens that you get drunk.
(Birthday.)

It happens only once in a year,
And he always pleases us,
After all, on this day we are congratulated,
And they surround everything with attention
Gifts are given, they bake the cake.
All this holiday is always waiting.
(Birthday.)

To his birthday
We select carefully
To look at the holiday
Well, just stunning.
(Outfit.)

These shots are not terrible to us at all,
They do not bear trouble and destruction.
The lights bloom to the joy of everyone,
Because this is a holiday - a birthday.
(Salute.)

It happens creamy, it is chocolate,
But whatever it may be - it tastes always pleasant.
Any day of birth decorates
Guests invites guests to tea drinking.
(Cake.)

In the festive wrapper,
With a gorgeous bow
He will be today
Cute and welcome.

After all for a birthday
Everyone goes with him,
Personally the birthday man
He gives to his hands.
(Gift.)

Each of us always has it,
It will pass in dreams through all years.
We always celebrate it with friends,
With relatives, cake, and on it - with candles.
And on this day, everyone brings us gifts,
And they give a lot of positive and emotions bright.
(Birthday.)

The holiday is the best without a doubt
All congratulations for me
Cake, gifts and flowers,
And balloons.
I am madly happy
I became older in the morning.
What kind of holiday do I have
Have you guessed your friends?
(Birthday.)

It happens on a postcard
It happens in verbal form
He is sent by mail,
And they say on the phone.
And if you're on your birthday
I decided to call my friends,
They need this thing,
To find out the information.
(Invitation.)

It is baked and decorated,
On it and candles are lit,
It is sweet, cream, air,
At the bottom of the birth is very necessary.
After all, the holiday without him is not the same.
Beautiful, festive and tasty ...
(Cake.)

They grow in the garden, in the greenhouse,
They are delighted with their beauty
And absolutely all exceptions
On the holiday, the mood is raised.
(Flowers.)

I was born today,
The world, I was surprised at the sun
The first time I saw you
Expensive …
(My mother.)

This treat is the most cool
Everything is delighted with both children and adults.
And it happens with different tastes,
With chocolate, with vanilla, with coconuts.

Different shapes and different colors,
It cools perfectly in the heat.
More often we eat it in the summer,
But you will always have to go to the court.
(Ice cream.)

A little guests were reinforced
But in order not to sit yawning,
We all rushed to the dance floor,
And we start ...
(Dance.)

They sound often today
And personally and by phone,
They are written even on the Internet,
You read them again and again.

And everyone is pleased to you
They are like a balm.
And suddenly it becomes clear
That you are not in this world!
(Congratulations.)

Riddles for adults for the anniversary - the best selection

Riddles for adults for the anniversary - the best selection:

So that there is no hangover
Tomorrow, after a birthday,
Raise the degree smoothly
And drinks ...
(Don't interfere.)

To make it more fun
You need to wet your throat,
And so as not to succumb to hops -
Well ...
(Tight.)

It happens just a birthday
Well, it happens - more important.
When the date comes round,
Then he is called ...
(Anniversary.)

A lot of wishes
Sounded on the birthday,
Everyone wants money, happiness,
Both love and mood.
And they do not forget about him,
After all, it is the most important thing
Because very bad
If we do not have it.
(Health.)

They are long,
There are laconic,
There are very wise
And even indecent.
For them for a birthday
The glasses are raised
And after, certainly,
Everyone drinks to the bottom.
(Toasts.)

They are not difficult to count
Only you need to know the age
Will not be lived in vain
Our glorious.
(Of the year.)

Congratulations sound today,
The glasses ring again and again,
So that the birthday man is on the birthday
I felt to me.
(Love.)

They order it, are looking for
But here it will not be needed a detective.
After all, they are looking for so that to please
And give a birthday.
(Gift.)

He is the main person today,
And for him the whole holiday, obviously.
And there is a cake, and the candles light up,
And everyone congratulates him with toasts.
He became now a year older, now
So who was he, guessed?
(Birthday boy.)

There will be a holiday without them,
There will be no fun
And you can drink with them,
Enough!
They will come with gifts,
Or maybe treats,
They will come suddenly
And at the invitation.
(Guests.)

The holiday without it is not the same
And there is no delight.
There is nowhere to blow out candles,
There is nothing to wash the holiday.
There is no one to treat everyone,
What is the tea with now?
It’s sad without him at all,
What should we do now?
(Cake.)

Their women are given all the time,
Well, on occasion - men.
And even though they fade so fast,
Always appropriate for the birthday.
(Flowers.)

At first - festive, elegant,
Delights everyone with the serving
And at the head of it, of course,
The birthday man himself sits.

Then it becomes worse
And the spots shine in some places,
And at the end of the birthday
His scraps are decorated.
(Table.)

Gaziki play in the glass,
The drink is not bad,
Toasts are often pronounced with him,
He is sweet and sweet!
(Champagne.)

He will become more with his birthday,
You do not become younger with him
And only more experienced, wiser.
As they call, guess soon.
(Age.)

Today is a special day with us,
Not like a traditional hour.
Day of fun, day of luck,
We celebrate yours.
(Birthday, anniversary.)

Once I came for a birthday
Do not sit with a gloomy cloud.
Tell him soon
Ground atmosphere.
(Joke.)

You willingly wait for him
Your interest cannot be lost.
It may be very welcome
But it is very strange.
You open it soon,
Do not like it - close.
(Gift.)

This colorful envelope
On the birthday very handy
Well, what lies in the envelope
Guess as soon as possible.
(Money.)

No need to cry on your birthday,
And it is not necessary to be sad,
It’s better to drip into a glass,
Dance, laugh and ...
(Tell jokes.)

For health first toast
Let's raise it on a birthday,
The second will be for good luck
And your luck.
Again we will fill the glasses
And all together we will drink again
The third toast is traditional
We will raise for ...
(Love.)

I brought as a gift to the anniversary -
A great miracle with petals.
Miracle multi -colored,
Singing, light.
(Flowers.)

Everyone has them in the world,
But neither touch them nor eat,
You can’t see them with your eyes
You can’t hear them with your ears
You can’t put them in a box
Neither for yourself or for others ...
Your answer, state us,
What is it, tell me?
(Of the year.)

Tagging puzzles for adults at a birthday table, anniversary

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To everyone who lives with fantasy,
He gives a fabulous flight!
Inhale heat, give comfort
And it will revive the hearth home!
He is hung and beat -
And he is only more beautiful!
(Carpet.)

He will not tremble life for you -
It will get wet through the thread!
And in the bee - a sunny blow
Ready to accept God's gift!
Lucky - who was born and tailored,
To live life with a simple hero.
(Umbrella.)

As a sinner - into the temple of the soul and body,
You are eager for him in the morning!
And he is native, in white clothes ...
Waiting patiently as a guru.
In solitude intimate -
Cleanses a moment of filth he
And a sweet heart, a sonorous anthem -
The farewell to you will be aware!
(Toilet.)

I never grumbled, did not bite,
Although herself was toothy!
To his chest - with love
And she waited anxiously.
Everywhere an angel - he was protecting him,
He always wore her at the heart.
And gently curly curls caressed,
As soon as he came out of the shower.
It is clear to everyone - that this is not a wife.
Tell me quickly, who was she?
(Comb.)

This wonderful priceless gift
You did not ask - but you dried you!
Let it be not for all - both sweet and bright,
Be grateful for him to fate!
It is a pity that whatever the path you choose
This gift will have to be returned!
(Life.)

Here is the cold closet is large.
It is frosty like in winter.
And the products are stored in it:
Meat, vegetables and fruits.
If the door is forgotten,
It will become cold in the apartment.
Sushes as an alarm
We about this ...
(Fridge.)

There is a large and magical screen in the house.
In it you can see animals of distant countries,
Cartoons and news. Even
How to cook something, tell you!
Our birthday football often looks at it.
But this screen is black in the afternoon.
For no one around -
Until they turned it on!
(Television.)

The elephant is mechanical
Buzzing from electricity,
With a long thick proboscis
Collects dust around.
What will fall under the trunk
Everything flies into his stomach.
(A vacuum cleaner.)

Interesting riddles for adults for birthday, anniversary

Interesting riddles for adults for the birthday, anniversary:

We are so tired today
Sang songs and danced
At least winter, but here we are hot
And in the bag they are waiting for us ...
(Present.)

Everyone knows on the planet,
Be it adults or children.
If you get it,
The mood will become better ...
(Gift.)

I will drive a bike for a long time,
In thick meadows I will stop him.
Naru flowers and give a bouquet,
After all, I really want to do it ...
(Gift.)

I stagnated a little
Eh, knead the legs of the legs.
And in the edge of the edge
The old old woman is dancing ...
(Hut.)

On pine as a drum
Kaban pounded in the forest
(Woodpecker.)

Comers yellow eyes,
Only this is not a goat.
As a snake she hisses,
Casting the appetite.
(Scrambled eggs.)

The faster of fear
The turtle rushes
(Hare.)

He took out leeches
Karabas sold,
All smoked with a swamp, tina,
His name was Pinocchio?
(Duremar.)

Dur-lak shout from the cage.
From fear is not timid!
Outlandish bird
The sparrow is called.
(Parrot.)

From a circle of dough
And the butcher's meat
Clever craftswoman
He sculpts Fintifs.
They cook them in boiling water,
Surfaced - takes out
Having laid beautifully
Expers people
Not a sight for sore eyes
And for fostering.
(Dumplings.)

Four legs, and on top of the board.
Longing does not climb in the kitchen,
I have a samovar and many hands:
Master, mistress, kids around;
But put in a gazebo, in the garden by the bushes,
In spring and summer, dining ...
(Table.)

What do we want to give
We wish to conceal.
You try to guess
We bought you ...
(Tea.)

I will give my wife a bouquet,
Like the sun hello.
She will smile right away
And it will put flowers ...
(To the vase.)

How old is the birthday
It's no secret to anyone here
Everyone who looks at the cake,
All of them will easily recall.
(Candles.)

Only she will sound
It will be once missing.
Who is dancing, who sings.
The whole people are having fun.
(Music.)

She gives us inspiration
She brings us torment
We often talk about her
We want to escape from her,
She is both joy and care.
We all call her ...
(Work.)

Without him, the anniversary is not the same
Boring - soon the guest will fall asleep.
What to call this component,
In the cheerful world, a subscription.
(Mood.)

Funny birthborn puzzles for adults

Funny riddles for adults:

On "x" begins.
Of the three letters, it consists.
When it works,
When it ends!
(Choir)

Once upon a time there was a beast with the letter Yu,
He cleaned his muzzle
Hippo for the letter b,
And the rooster on the letter P,
Crocodile on the letter K,
And boar to the letter K.
The platypus for the letter y,
What kind of beast on the letter Yu?
(Julia, call my cat.)

Bear, Grisha-Plier
We drove a boat.
Bear, Grisha drowned.
Who remained in the boat?
(Broke.)

Jumping gallop
Because of the bush.
The most nimble
Loves cabbage.
(Traffic cop.)

Long house underground
Warm by the snake.
This corridor-raw
Called ...
(Nora.)

Near the cash desk, the peasant -
It breaks through the yeast.
There will be a pie in the evening!
And maybe later!
But all the more likely he
I was going to drive ...
(Moonshine!)

Eh, let us recall, veterans,
Spite of the nuclear wounds
How they drank moonshine
Sniffing ...
(Sapog.)

I see the lady takes candles.
Taste to taste critically ...
Means she will spend the evening
Lonely ...
(Romantically.)

From the yeast pierced from the yeast -
Moonshine is always tastier!
And add to the holes of the relish -
Will be with fish ...
(Kulebyaka.)

On a saucer. Not a glass.
You pour Winz - a mistake, -
Winzo is drunk from a glass.
And this, with tea, - ...
(A cup).

He holds two hundred grams, -
Like a diamond, faceted ...
(Cup).

Bump, bump. Two hooks.
There is often a trouble with them.
(Brassiere).

Cover the hair,
And something else ...
(Underpants).

Their boys are hiding pieces
In two trousers - this is ...
(Pants).

And the girls hide their little things
In fitting ...
(Trousers).

Above jeans, below the back -
Everyone has a noticeable elastic band -
So the lady wears ...
(Thongs).

Always angry with augmentation,
If you break ...
(Tights).

He quenches thirst lively.
Drink from a mug. It - …
(Beer).

Burning his mouth and throat.
Drink from glasses. It - …
(Vodka).

Delicate smell. Tasty, but
My head hurts. - ...
(Wine).

They drink cuties, drink and bitch,
Adding ice and juice - ...
(Vermouth).

Replaces sleep and bromine.
It is drunk with the coal - this is ...
(Rum).

How much is drunk - the pool! -
So much rafted ...
(Port wine).

Accelerates hmar and linen,
If the tonic is pouring ...
(Gin).

It smells of bugs - the most relish!
French stroke ...
(Cognac).

Having adopted the lords of the lordly,
We drink cold ...
(Champagne).

Neither medicine nor bed
Will not be cured ...
(Hangover).

Red-blue uncle Tolik,
Because …
(Alcoholic).

If you were German, be you Russian
We need vodka ...
(Snack).

All snacks have a father - -
Salted it ...
(Cucumber).

The bank is placed on the floor,
To drink from a hangover - ...
(Brine).

To fall in love without fear,
It stands in advance ...
(Wash).

So that the lips are in demand,
More often ...
(Brush your teeth).

So that the boys do not wrinkle
Need on time ...
(Shake the armpits).

Not only grace will be appreciated,
If done ...
(Epilation).

So that, not scratching, frolic,
Boy, don't forget ...
(Shave).

Wishes for adults for the birthday, anniversary

Wishes for adults for the birthday, anniversary:

Well, if there is a lot of it.
But you can’t buy it for money.
Any road is not terrible with him
It’s nice and fun to live with him.
And when suddenly he is missing,
Attacks a terrible ailment,
The doctor prescribes procedures for us
And the nature around is gloomy.
To save it - harden!
We wish today with love:
You’ve try to survive up to a hundred years,
Let it not let you down ...
(Health).

Everyone says: she is the salvation of the world.
She is heard in the sound of Lyra.
It is visible in the beautiful flower
In the radiance of stars and in the sun clear,
In the greatness of polar ice,
In the expanse of the flood meadows.
She comes from the heart of the rich,
She is quiet and winged in the song.
And the "genius" was called her poet,
After all, there is nothing more beautiful in the world.
What are we talking about? Have you recognized?
We wish you clean ...
(Beauty).

They warm our souls and pockets
And they allow us to live luxuriously.
You can be fed up with them and drunk,
And you can drive women to a restaurant.
Someone always lacks them,
And someone does not peck.
They sometimes save from a lot.
Sometimes they do not give sleep calmly.
We want you to be able to every summer
Go to the Cote d'Azur,
Live chisly at the same time.
Let it always be enough ...
(Of money).

You can rely on them,
How to himself.
If joy or grief will happen,
Separate it with you.
Their main quality is fidelity.
They will not give us an abyss,
Show both sensitivity and tenderness,
They will go to reconnaissance with you.
And everyone has long understands
What is always more fun with him.
May you surround you in life
More reliable ...
(Friends).

Everyone has achieved it more than once,
Who was brave, wise and dare.
The poet is not once known
He had it with secular ladies.
He breaks all obstacles
He can turn his head.
But they give awards for him
Kohl can be earned.
Let the collective work
Recognition will bring for everyone.
And again, starting something
Let him visit you ...
(Success).

She is so insidious
And on the network it catches every time
Tearing the heart, tearing the heart
Pushing us on exploits.
Yes, she is submissive to all ages.
She will come when you do not wait.
And serenades under the balcony
You sing all night all night.
When to play hide and seek with you
She will start, catch her.
We wanted to wish you
Big and fiery ...
(Love).

In his own way, everyone understands him.
It is like a tit in the hands.
Then sometimes it knocks on the door, it happens
Then somewhere it soars in the clouds.
It is called family.
You must be able to protect it.
They do not find him for the distant city,
And just from friendly meetings.
In women, one, a man has another.
But let after troubles and bad weather
You will meet a big life,
Incomparable ...
(Happiness).

She is called a cell of society,
And, like support, we need in life.
Of the two hearts of lovers, it is created,
Mutual understanding is strong.
She unites generations,
And each creates its own way.
Celebrate your favorite birthday
Everyone is happy in her circle.
Although there are difficult minutes,
But all the way, as long as the Earth is spinning,
Let your love do not disappear "
And it will be strong, friendly ...
(A family).

What we want to wish you -
You express you alone in a word.
Guess our riddle
And answer our question.
She dies last
For a traveler, she is a star
Everyone knows such a name -
Our compass is forever.
With love, they share faith
And shelter, and your path, and clothes.
What they wanted to wish you -
Guess yourself ...
(Hope).

Adult birthday

Adult birthday competition:

What is the birthday,
Hiding in a dark refrigerator?
It is tasty and fresh
Pour us ...
(Wine.)

Dry cleaning will not help you,
If the teeth grow close.
And you only need a native
Such wooden ...
(Toothpick.)

Our birthday is with glasses
But the fire shines in the eyes.
And what is the color of the eye?
Who will guess, who?
(The answer is to write in advance.)

And now the question is serious
You will disdain to guess
At what age the birthday
Did you manage to know the woman?
(The answer is to write in advance.)

Something it scratches my nose
Here, please, the question:
Than the birthday man got drunk
The first time has grown up?
(The answer is to write in advance.)

And a riddle for the soul,
In order not to sin strongly.
At what age they wore
(Name) We baptized ours?
(The answer is to write in advance.)

Slipped and fell -
Nothing was injured.
(Semenovich.)

When it is silent, it is funny around.
The end of the surname on "o".
He leads better than singing
And the black color goes to him.
(Tsekalo.)

Cookedly old grandfather
I erased the passport for lunch.
Who at least once listened to him
He had ears.
(Ukupnik.)

He deftly rings with a sword,
Wears only the Zenit scarf,
The voice makes stupid
And under the hat - Chub Cossack.
(Boyarsky.)

Lost by a girl on the beache,
He managed to become a comedian.
Then "potatoes" will coolly show
Then declare to the country - "And we are army!"
He hangs out of the teapot,
Gomosyatins enemy forever,
And only "Nasal" is afraid
Like any of our persons.
(Galustyan.)

So I will tell you, men:
He would better fried barbecue.
There are clothes not to face
Official.
(Saakashvili.)

Bearded peppy grandfather -
The vest is dressed in a hundred pockets.
Only the case is not about the vest
The grandfather knows everything in the world:
Who, when, where went,
What kind of tea I drank in the morning,
Who found, opened, closed,
Who killed Kennedy there ...
He is already a year now
Lives on TV.
(Wasserman.)

It is neither red nor green,
He has a different heyday,
Instead of full name on profiles,
Writes a name, last name, color.
(Pankratov-black.)

The old grandfather is young in soul,
In his jacket he is and gray -haired,
He throws into the cold from humor,
Anecdotes - with a beard.
Whatever the joke is Bayan ...
Who, friends, is he?
(Petrosyan.)

Wears the habitual Russian ear of the foreign click -
Without water and heating, a wooden structure.
(Barack Obama.)

No brine, no cabbage
In the refrigerator is prepared
Everything is lostmood
What is this?
(Sunday.)

One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Wardrobe of the Viagra group.)

The messenger of the mountains will always cut
The messenger of the fat is silent,
The messenger of the nose is chatting,
The messenger of vodka will yell.
(Flight of Peris Hilton.)

The girls are screaming, the guys hate.
They don’t want guys today. All Edward want to see.
(H/f "Twilight".)

Riddles for adult answers

Riddles for a birthday with answers to adults:

That we choose instead of money,
If we play with Yakubovich?
(Prize.)

This food is different:
Black and red?
(Caviar.)

Well, what kind of relatives
Father's brother is for me?
(Uncle.)

Hereroom ship,
As intended - cargo?
(Hold.)

Grandfather has a wife.
Who is she for me?
(Woman.)

He will impregnate you a couple of lines,
In the language of dash and points?
(Radio operator)

In schools, she is being replaced by a table,
Unfortunately, did you come?
(Desk.)

Everyone will instantly answer here.
What is the first grader in the spit?
(Ribbon.)

This shell,
Skeletons hidden?
(Leather.)

That the bear and Zhabotinsky to the parade
Was it endured on the first day of the Olympiads?
(Flag.)

Fashionistas! You will call me
The skirt is a length of length?
(Maxi.)

Gently slowly
Did the left -handed manner?
(Flea.)

What do we say when
Gives us the word toamada?
(Toast.)

But the very simple question:
Who brought you to your parents?
(Stork.)

Radio engineers know:
Are they soldering this metal?
(Tin.)

You need to remember
What Vishnevsky came up with a potion for us?
(Ointment.)

At the university
Is it more important?
(Rector.)

What is floating along the river
And on the chessboard?
(Rook.)

The question is so worth it:
Who is Peter singing?
(Neva.)

For forty years you, rightly, sawand
What covers Fidel's head?
(Cap.)

Remember soon
Source of crackers?
(Bread.)

Think about this a little:
Koloradsky beetle - Who is he for potatoes?
(Pest.)

If the head is dirty
Does she appear?
(Dandruff.)

The day has passed and night
What rushed away?
(Day.)

Who conquered Siberia
And gave the king?
(Ermak.)

Give a clear answer
Vodka dishes?
(Glass.)

An important issue he solves
Does Gin reduce the strength?
(Tonic)

Starting from the place that thet
Athlete and plane?
(Acceleration, acceleration.)

This mushroom, in theory, we are more often
We can meet in aspen more often.
(Sunser.)

Not long he was able to get a day off,
That holds everyone in the hedgehog mittens.
(Yezhov.)

What is Makarevich early in the morning
Offers to feel from the screen?
(Gusto.)

It, turning over in a moment
I understand what kind of student you are.
(A diary.)

This riddle is light
Short brother a stocking?
(Sock.)

On the target, the sector for the mazil,
I hope you realized?
(Milk.)

The film in which Kikabidze
He managed to soak into the sky.
(Mimino.)

The site is water, where always
Will they find the refuge of the court?
(Bay)

Do not think for a long time
Home panicle.
(Broom.)

She is traditionally in our troops
The largest than a platoon, but smaller than the battalion?
(Company.)

Sea. Closer to the north.
And there is also wine.
(White.)

Sarai for the village rendezvous.
It is clear that they are not carried out in the stable.
(Hay.)

Liner sank in the ocean
And triumphantly popped up on the screen.
(Titanic.)

The river between the USA and Canada.
Known to his waterfall.
(Niagara.)

As usual you call
Headquarters on work at work?
(Department.)

What a Tatar ruler,
Doned Donskoy on the Kulikovo field?
(Mamai.)

The prince did not believe to the end
What will take death from the stallion?
(Oleg.)

Riddles with prizes for adult birthday

Riddles with prizes for adult birthday:

We declare the lottery !!!
We will warm everyone who froze now!
Not a battery and not fur,
And with a kind word, a sonorous laugh!

Take each ticket,
There are no empty, without winning.
Causing all in order,
I will make a riddle to you.
The one will receive his win
Who will find the correct answer!

He is not tape or an alarm clock,
Decorate the refrigerator.
A network of famous stores
Proudly bears his name.
That he became famous
This is small
(MAGNET).

These wonderful babies,
Without losing a moment
They will help you day after day
Do not hit the dirt with linen!
You probably guessed
We did not try to hide;
On the rope, like on a branch,
Like sparrows -
(Clothespins).

They are transparent and thin,
Waterproof, lightweight,
Color is more often - blue and blue,
Size - one for the whole of Russia.
They are dressed by patients,
Everything, both homeless people and presidents.
You also look "non -hut"
Pulling on shoes
(Shoe covers).

A place is divided in this thing
As many as four kingdoms!
Performing his role,
Each runs its own king.
All four kingdoms
Equally known
They have them, among the people,
They call: cards
(DECK).

This is useful in life
And with any cataclysm!
If the light is suddenly disconnected,
There is no warmth or gas,
You are bright and hot,
He will help out again
(CANDLE).

Everyone is familiar with a little thing -
Just a miracle dancer!
Performing a pirouette,
Leaves a blue mark:
The letter, the letter, squiggle ...
“Hello everyone! Your
(A PEN).

This winning is just a means
Pop up right in childhood!
In it - the handsome men are remote,
Cool, colored,
Bralders and air are
The wind is obedient.
The joy of adults and children -
Launch ...
(Soap bubbles).

Your win, I will say in advance
It has different names.
"Bolovanka" is only one of them,
There are still several others.
You will find a guess quickly
Having overheard a dispute of specialists:
Tankers say that a blank
Easy to break through the armor at the tank!
The programmer objects to them:
The blank is clean
(DISK).

Here is a valuable item - an over -sized thing,
You will spend more calories with him than eat!
You can swim with him, rush at each other,
You can smoke with it on the soft grass!
How you slap him, he is carried out -
Funny, elastic, pumped up
(BALL).

The taste of this one - here are gizmos
It can endlessly last
And, as stated in advertising,
Breathing your breath!
But I can stain you,
If you sit on ...
(Chewing gum).

This small item
It is useful to everyone, there is no dispute!
Phones with addresses
Everything will be in your pocket.
That baby will help you
This …
(NOTEBOOK).

Here is the subject, it is inedible,
But compact and convenient.
He is in the usualcondition
It is placed in a pocket.
Determine in a clearing -
There will be a tablecloth;
If the rain has gone,
Will turn into a hood;
And tie it out more
It will become a ball of air.
If vegetables with potatoes
The bag was not a little entered
Yes, and there are no more bags,
It will come in handy
(PACKAGE).

If you are not lucky,
Glass cracked at home,
If your package is torn,
And the favorite chair broke down
And stayed to the pay
Only torn money a bunch,
You are always ready to help you
The best friend is transparent
(SCOTCH).

There is nothing more useful for him
He will heal from all diseases:
Heated by a gas burner,
He, if necessary, will be a heating pad
And in the freezer is cooled down
He will replace the bubble with ice.
He will be nearby instead
Music -shaped shell!
You can even joke with him,
Put someone in a bag,
So that all of April all
Unsustered laughter dumped!
It is useful not only at home,
But also for personal defense:
While the thief is busy with the key
Frank it
(Brick).

And he decides to run back
Throw brick like a shell.
In short, even hedgehog knows
That you will not disappear with the brick!

This thing, I know for sure
He serves you both day and night!
Teeth you from all misfortunes
Save ...
(TOOTHPASTE).

Here is the subject for the letter "C",
World delicacy -
For any teddy bear
Sweet as honey,
(CONDENSED MILK).

This is even a chimney sweep
Can make it very clean!
But the chimney sweep was not enough
Standard piece
(Soap).

Riddles for adult birthday funny table

Riddles for adult birthday funny tables:

At the door lies in shooting –
The priests reviewed everything.
(Threshold.)

This woman is never
The horns will not instruct you.
(Baba Yaga.)

The leg is a codel, not a model.
Firmament and not a beauty.
A steel male goes to her -
Painfully, but I like it.
(The padlock.)

Once Father Akaki
I went out at night on the graveyard;
Just came out - ghouls
Filled in full growth.
(Glucks.)

He came, saw, won:
He did not raped and did not kill.
(Neuromancy.)

He sits on a hemp, speaks French.
(Frenchman.)

Whistles, not a towel.
(Whistle.)

A multi -colored rocker hung over the river.
(A sign of beginning madness.)

What is the difference between a tomato and a tractor?
(Tomato is red, and in the tractor the door is out.)

What can not be eaten for breakfast?
(Lunch and dinner.)

He jumps deftly and eats carrots.
(Grandma on a diet.)

Red, long, 21.
(Tram.)

What is it: flies and shines?
(Mosquito with a gold tooth.)

When the goat will turn seven years old, what will happen next?
(The eighth will go.)

Around water, and in the middle of the law.
What it is?
(The prosecutor swims.)

Can a man marry his widow's sister?
(Not.)

Why do they wear a hat?
(Because she does not walk herself.)

Why do you want to sleep, you go to the bed?
(Paul.)

Can an ostrich call yourself a bird?
(No, he does not know how to talk.)

What is: gold coins fall from a branch?
(The usual phenomenon in the country of fools.)

The longer you pull, the shorter it is.
(Cigarette.)

Bright women without flaw
We will call us ...
(Fashion model.).

And those who are rushing around,
We call for the eyes ...
(Fidgets.)

Call Makaku Beauty
Of course, everyone is glad
But only everyone confuses everyone
Frank red ...
(Language).

From plastic is a miracle.
Only these are not dishes.
Every day enters into battle,
But pleased with fate
(Flying.)

Red, large von Baron,
He jokes from all sides.
Do not be scared, obviously
This is a harmless guy.
(Plastic cockroach.)

There is a device, no easier
But then it has the whole secret.
At the table he is a general,
He gave us a lot of happiness.
(Bottle opener.)

You will not smear her lips.
You smile quietly, say:
- I need poets, people!
They will arrive from me.
(A fountain pen in the form of lipstick.)

I am explaining to everyone in love
And I am not at all embarrassed.
Fat, chubby and pleasant,
Everyone needs it incredibly.
(Heart from synthetics with the inscription about love.)

Dad and mom like it.
Yes, and you are glad of this yourself.
This is memory, love and feeling,
This is the main thing in life.
(Photo frame.)

Riddles for adults for a birthday birthday

Riddles for adults for a birthday for a birthday:

Who is so beautiful with us
Who is so happy with us?
All in gifts, all elegant,
He is the most important today,
But by no means, he is not a warrior,
Well this is only ...
(Birthday boy.)

It happens in verses and in prose,
But if you heard him
Even though you will be in coma,
You will raise the glass right up.
(Toast.)

She is always ready
Congratulate you first
To have fun with you
Beautiful to be true.

She is yours forever
A longtime friend,
All women in the world are better
Darling…
(Spouse.)

He is always with you nearby,
He watches a jealous look
Who congratulated you and how,
What a gift left,
What exactly wished
And, do not give a god, kissed.
(The husband of the birthday girl.)

This birthday
United us,
Next to each other
He put it together.

We were droven by a feast
Like a strong bridge.
Well, who will say the first
Family ...
(Toast.)

On the table he is the most important,
Very festively decorated
The most delicious and welcome -
On the birthday is very important.
Chocolate and limp,
With cream, with almonds, with mastic,
Maybe it is fruit -
With kiwi or strawberries.

Raises the mood
So he asks for your mouth.
Everyone will say, no doubt -
This is appetizing ...
(Cake.)

He is well known to us
He is kind, good and honest,
Although he: neither Gaft, nor Sklyar,
And our kind ...
(Anniversary.)

Who is the program of the program today,
Generously gifted with gifts.
The toast will always raise with us.
We know this - ...
(Birthday boy.)

The table is already full of dishes,
It’s time for guests to all have fun.
Everyone has a mood
After all, we note ...
(Birthday.)

He is the program of the program is the most important,
Gifts all carry him.
And the toasts pronounce glorious
And the praises are singing.
He is the birthday of his birthday
Everyone knows this ....
(Birthday boy.)

There are a lot of pleasant words
Now you hear everywhere,
They were taught by dear
While driving you.

Memorized, chose,
Without hesitation to say
So that everyone around will know
How can we ...
(Congratulate.)

Vulgar riddles for adults for birthday, anniversary

Vulgar riddles for adults for the birthday, anniversary:

Not hell, not carrots - a red head. (Pioneer in a cap.)
What are you looking at me? Understand you yours! (Bed.)
It is black on top, inside red, as you put so beautifully. (Galoshes.)
Hair hair, body on the body and a dark business begins. (Eyelids)
I will take it in my hands, I will squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard as a turnip. (Snowball.)
There - back, you and I am pleased. (Swing.)
Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. (Corn.)
We guys climb the gap to the gaps! (Broom.)
Lies on the back - no one needs it. Leaning against the wall - it will come in handy. (Stairs.)
In a dark room, on a white sheet 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie.)
You remember him a little, it will become firm as potatoes. (Snowball.)
The red head climbs into the hole deftly (Woodpecker.)
Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (Highlight.)
If not for grandmother's shaggy, grandfathers would be frozen. (Mittens.)
It is either cold, then hot, then hanging - now standing. (Shower.)
He came up from behind, put it and went. (Slippers.)
I take with both hands, I put it between my legs ... (Bike.)