New Year's riddles for adults - comic, cool, funny, with a catch, from Santa Claus, Snow Maiden: on a corporate party, for adults at the New Year's table

A large selection of New Year's riddles for adults for a noisy corporate party and a fun family feast.

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New Year's riddles for adults - the best selection

New Year's riddles for adults - the best selection:

Twined by the tail of Natasha,
Paps flew up
(CLAP.)

That the grandfather does not grow,
And so he takes out to the floor?
(Staff.)

You will have to touch it a little,
And the white foam is soon pouring.
This taste is unique
You have been familiar with him for a long time.
(Champagne.)

Who for the New Year holiday
Will friends come to us today?
Belous, and red -bearing.
Who is this?
(Father Frost.)

Always dressed in a winter
But she herself does not care about it.
(Herring under a Fur Coat.)

Who got drunk on the New Year, drunk?
Who, grunting, got into the shower?
Did not guess, not a pig,
And a similar pig ...
(Husband.)

We have on the table,
And sometimes he trembles
And literally melts in the mouth,
Who will guess the dish?
(Aspic.)

If the crackers are clapping,
The animals looked at you,
If the Christmas tree is a good gnome,
Awk to your glorious house,
The next is quite possible
Will be in your house ...
(Insolving.)

How Santa Claus is drowning,
So right there he immediately gets up.
He is hard and large
Grandfather is always with him.
(Staff.)

From touch melts
And lying in the legs,
And in the hands of skilled
It turns into a woman.
(Snow.)

Fluffy carpet
Not a fabric with your hands
Not sewed with silk
At the sun, with a month
Silver shines
(Snow.)

He is fluffy, silver,
But do not touch his hand:
Will become clean,
How you catch a palm.
(Snow.)

They love her cold,
But they hate hot.
She standing you
Will turn into a bed bed.
(Vodka.)

Preparing this dish
With salty cucumber.
But if you drink a lot,
You will wake up in it face.
(Salad.)

The most important, the most necessary
Guest for the New Year in the family.
Entertains as he can,
And does not ask Olivier.
(Television.)

The nose tickles, but we do not notice.
If it cracks in the forehead, we will not give back.
We always celebrate the New Year with him,
To the battle of chimes, toasts are speaking.
(Champagne.)

We escort the outgoing year,
There are exactly five minutes left.
We are waiting for the chimes of the battle
But he is in the screen, it is right there.
Summing up the old results
And the new congratulates everyone
Hopes to his people inspire.
Learned? It -…
(The president.)

Hammers in the head,
Hands come to Olivier,
Under the knee pillow,
The telephone under the silushka.
The mouth was terrible,
What a strange turn?
It…
(Morning of the first of January.)

He looked under the Christmas tree at night.
There must be a gift. Exactly!
Guess three times yourself.
As always, socks with ...
(Cowards.)

We will walk together
New Year together to celebrate.
We will prepare the presentations to them,
Recall the pleasant moments.
By rewind enemies of the bone,
Welcome, beloved ...
(Guests.)

Which vessel is impossible to get drunk,
If there will be frost in the new year in the yard?
You also can't wash it off him
Neither in the morning, nor during the day, nor in severe heat ...
(From the empty.)

New Year's riddles for adults about Santa Claus and Snow Maiden

New Year's riddles for adults about Santa Claus and Snow Maiden:

Man with a red nose
From vodka il frost,
Every New Year comes,
Gifts to children gives out.
(Father Frost.)

I wake up like in a fog.
I see vodka in a glass.
Who brought it to me?
Not otherwise …
(Father Frost.)

Long hair,
Luxurious figure.
Lives with an old man
And her name ...
(Snow Maiden.)

I put a warm fur coat
And the braid is to the waist.
She took her grandfather with her.
He was worried
About a bag of different gifts,
Also in a long fur coat.
He leads his arm,
Who, tell me?
(Snow Maiden.)

She has a braid to the floor,
Snow pattern dress -
Dolce & Gabbana.
Without the slightest flaw.
The camp is beautiful, beautiful eyes,
The ice is only very.
Together with his grandfather lives
He comes to our holiday.
(Snow Maiden.)

The red girl is sad:
She doesn't like spring
She is hard in the sun!
The poor thing pours tears.
(Snow Maiden.)

Beauty, not a fool -
Well, ash a stump, ...
(Snow Maiden.)

She does not need a hot stove,
Frost and cold - everything is nothing to her.
Hello a cheerful girl sends everyone,
We, too, are waiting for us for a holiday.
(Snow Maiden.)

Aunt soon forty years,
But jumps like a fool.
Give the correct answer
Who is it?
(Snow Maiden.)

Sweet, beautiful,
A little playful.
She has a famous grandfather,
In a coat of red dressed.
It happens to us on the New Year,
And in the warmth so quickly melts.
(Snow Maiden.)

In the kitchen in the glass are two cigarette butt.
And for some reason someone danced on the table.
There is an ineffective alcohol of Menzurka.
With her grandfather with her came ...
(Snow Maiden.)

He is a Christmas tree and gifts,
And brought sweets for us.
It's kind and cheerful
Our beloved ...
(Father Frost.)

Guess what kind of guest:
In a silver fur coat,
His red-red nose,
The beard is fluffy,
He is a wizard for children
Guess - one, two, three ...
(Father Frost.)

Who is with a huge bag
It walks through the forest ...
Maybe it's a cannibal? No.
Who got up a little light today
And carries a bag of sweets ...
Maybe this is your neighbor?
No. Who comes to the New Year
And the light will light on the Christmas tree?
Will an electrician turn on the light? No.
Who is this? Here's a question!
Well, of course…
(Father Frost.)

Who has broken down the door?
Is he a man or a beast?
Barely worth
And he says incoherently ...
I lost a bag somewhere ...
Tell him a poem!
Borodishche lost its side
And the reins are puffed ...
View in defocus, red nose ...
Who is he….?
(Father Frost.)

About the GOST I wish you to hear the question.
He will come soon - strain.
Each request is easily executed,
But this is not Yandex, but ...
(Father Frost.)

Cool New Year's riddles for adults with a catch for corporate

Funny New Year's riddles for adults with a catch to the corporate party:

Women dress up
Men are trying not to be late.
After all, the director collected everyone,
I have not taken money from.
Everyone will show creative
Waiting for New Year's colleagues ...
(Corporate party)

He came to us with the course of fashionable
And with the motivation of the noble -
Remember our difficult team.
He is called ...
(Corporate party)

The director lies under the table,
And the accountant on the table,
Even mountains of documents
They failed to survive.
Everything is sprayed with champagne,
And everywhere confetti.
What kind of holiday was beautiful?
This was…
(Corporate party)

What did we do yesterday?
On tinsel shoes,
Snowflakes stick out in my head,
And behind the bosom - fluffs,
In the sequins of cheeks, in the cake of the mouth,
We met ...
(New Year.)

Corporate is a good thing.
But, my God, what a boredom -
Sit and stare out the window,
When there is no ...
(Wine.)

But what to do? After all, not in high esteem
Ground booze at work!
The question that is so difficult,
It will solve culturally smart ...
(Toast.)

In winter - with snow or without snow
Do not forget here, colleague,
Having chewing on duty a sandwich,
That the reason is still - ...
(New Year.)

The holiday makes us kinder
And good nature is wiser.
And that means, not without use
We put at work ...
(Christmas tree.)

The carbon fumes are forgotten, yesterday.
Today is the spirit almost home.
Heat, cozy on a feast.
Shine on a Christmas tree ...
(Toys.)

On New Year's Eve with a dream of a miracle
People admire the Christmas tree.
The question is logical here:
And will it come to us ...?
(Father Frost.)

(Turning to the boss)
Our real Santa Claus,
We believe everything seriously in you!
Drink wine, sing salads.
And stick up the rise ...
(Salaries.)

There is, Santa Claus, one moment:
Make us a present more!
Keep a working tone
The employee will help ...
(Bonus.)

At the table, my family and I are sitting.
We drink vinishko, eat delicious ones.
Chiming clock! And we have a helmet,
This is called ...
(A wish.)

Cotton - and the candy shoots like a gun?
Everyone is clear, this is ...
(CLAP.)

In winter, in the hours of fun
I wilted on a bright spruce.
I shoot like a gun
My name is…
(CLAP.)

Which of the tubes flies?
Serpantine and confetti.
The roar is like a gun.
This is indeed…
(CLAP.)

Santa Claus with a rosy granddaughter
They came to us, holding the handles.
Their director invited
After all, we ...
(Corporate party)

You yourself would never buy this.
Usually he is not expensive and not brands,
But nevertheless he is very nice
Under the Christmas tree, someone hidden
(Gift.)

For the New Year, there are such expenses,
The feast ate half the salary
Here are fish, beer, tangerines,
Salads, pineapples, oranges,
And the second half
I bought gifts I avalanche,
To solve the problem this,
Then I will sit on ...
(Diet.)

In the snow he is from head to toe
It stands in the courtyard by the Christmas tree.
His eyes are black-black,
And in the hands of a panicle.
(Tajik janitor.)

What is on a festive banquet,
Jumping, galloping
And to the very watch of the clock
Under the Christmas tree fell!
(Father Frost.)

We drink goodbye,
We remember, we see.
And it’s not a pity, let him leave.
Who is this?
(Old year.)

I came in a red fur coat,
Dance, laid out
Things are all around you.
Near the Christmas tree, not in vain,
Someone is displayed
To give them all in an hour.
(Stripper.)

This snake in the New Year
He will crawl to our Christmas tree,
Wink a hundred thousand times
Hundreds of colorful eyes.
(Garland.)

Santa Claus stands at the Christmas tree,
Hiding a laugh in a beard.
Not tom for us for too long
Drink it soon ...
(Bag.)

You don't eat them at work,
If you do not share.
Everyone will run away to the smell
So don't get off
(Tangerines.)

We are all waiting for him as a miracle.
Let it come at least for a moment
So that people do not whine around
New Year's ...
(Mood.)

So that we do not get fat from food,
So as not to hurt from wine,
Everything that they wanted to come true
And the wife would not have drank.
We all need to raise glasses
And clinking loudly, screaming,
Let's have fun and amicably
We will be a holiday ...
(Note.)

Again - a holiday for a week,
Again - a basin Olivier.
Again, through snow blizzards,
At night he will come to me.
I will meet him with champagne
Or with something more fun,
I'm waiting for him not in vain.
Let him come soon!
(New Year.)

They always come in pairs,
And entertain our people,
Without them, perhaps not real
And the New Year will be boring.
She is Yuna, with a scoundrel long,
He is in a fur coat with a white beard.
They will make their charm unique
They are in any corporate party.
(Ded Moroz and Snegurochka.)

Comic New Year's riddles for adults from Santa Claus and Snow Maiden

Comic New Year's riddles for adults from Santa Claus and Snow Maiden:

So that the fun does not end
So that the feast continues,
Guests not to get bored,
They continued to celebrate everything,
So that everything is in order
Let's make you ...
(Puzzles.)

Suddenly from black darkness
Bushes grew in the sky.
And they are blue on them,
Punts, gold
Flowers are blooming
Unprecedented beauty.
(Salute.)

What is so difficult to find
After New Year's Eve?
It will be easier only
Who is thin in life.
(Waist.)

He went to the bathhouse in Moscow
With a broom and light.
But woke up in Leningrad
At the construction, at Nadi.
If this film is on,
So, the New Year is coming soon.
("Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath".)

U him a bag of gifts,
Gray hair and red nose!
He does not know when it is “hot”
After all, he is grandfather ...
(Freezing.)

There used to be three channels -
Watched on the TV.
And the place is more comfortable
They warmed together on the couch.
To New Year's Eve
It made sense, success and a lot.
What was the program called?
(New Year's light.)

New Year is not there without it,
In every house it is always located.
People gather together
They drink, eat and communicate pleasantly.
(Table.)

Let there be a bunch of gifts,
And one more cooler
See what brought
Good grandfather Frost!
Here are socks, watches, tights,
Box of beer, sea of \u200b\u200bvodka,
But we still want miracles
Let it drive ...
(Mercedes.)

You can’t find a quieter of women,
Round, whatever one may say
She does not need jewelry
Manicure and curlers.
Without complaints and modest,
Ideal for a man
True, this woman is very,
Very, very cold.
(Snow woman.)

Maybe it is not big
Can be huge
Maybe he is thin
Maybe fat!
Maybe he is crooked,
Maybe even,
And everyone has his own
Every year he is new!
(Snowman's nose.)

He stands in a bank on the table.
For all forgotten today,
And tomorrow is not his mile.
He will return to life and killed.
(Brine.)

It adds light at night
And adds enthusiasm
And everyone is always waiting for him
This is a festive ...
(Salute.)

Balls sway
Unprecedented beauty
Beckoning, wounded, burned,
And they attract a mystery
And the riddles are not the same
When you look at ...
(Neckline)

It's great that they are.
Do you want Goa Makhny
Do you want to get on at home
They are very long.
(New Year's weekend.)

If you shake well,
You can get a chandelier
If you get into the eye,
You will meet the New Year with Blanche!
(Champagne traffic jam.)

Has your head ached?
You have to heal!
We know the remedy just marvelous, -
He will return you to life ...
(Beer!)

If it becomes boring to you
Do not yearn in the corners.
Call the door to the neighbors
And the firecracker for them ...
(Exline.)

If there were no villages in cities and villages
We never knew the New Year cheerful.
We would not hear the speech of the president at night,
With a fire of garlands, they did not know the incident.
(Electricity.)

They are indispensable
On the festive table.
Usually everyone gets
Before them only in January.
(Dumplings.)

New Year is a bunch of plates,
Confetti, a cloud paper,
Everyone is familiar with the problem
But he got ...
(Master of the house.)

It happens that Tatar is worse
When suddenly uninvited comes
But he is definitely needed
To celebrate the New Year together.
To joke together, have fun,
Dance at an elegant Christmas tree,
And having drunk an extra glass,
Cozy in the salad to sleep.
(Guest.)

There was in the store
There was no soul
But then quite furiously
The kids stretched.

Who is with a note, some with a package.
“We were sent” - they say.
What a magical day is this?
Just…
(Morning January.)

Walks and boils home,
Collects glasses,
They pour here and there,
He plays with the kids!
He sometimes sings with them,
And reads poems,
An adult uncle with a beard,
Gives all fun!
(Father Frost.)

Interesting phenomenon:
Christmas tree, house and pleasure,
Tinsel, lights, fireworks,
There are all plates in treats.
All midnight are waiting for some reason,
The fighting of chimes is one hundred percent.
Who will come to us at midnight,
Well, of course …
(New Year.)

Short New Year's puzzles for adults

Short New Year's riddles for adults:

Human growth,
The figure is super simply:
30:60:90.
(Snow woman.)

Which snowflake cannot be picked with breath,
Although we will do this with great diligence?
(Drawn.)

Which is heavier: a dozen kilogram of white snow,
Or a fiber -kilogram cart?
(The same, and there and there, 12 kg.)

Black is all like a black
From the pipe crawls to us;
(Chimney -cleaning, but not! It is Santa Klaus into the chimney failed!)

Finely chopped
Yes, and threw it into the basin.
(New Year's Olivier.)

Like snow on the head, but not snow!
(Answer - brick.)

New, but vice versa,
Holiday…
(Old New Year.)

Janitor snow all rowing and rowing,
Grew three times ...
(Snowdrift.)

The whole holiday stands quietly,
Well, very green ...
(Christmas tree.)

Tell him a poem
And he will climb into the bag.
(Father Frost.)

Not a machine gun, but shoots,
Not a cobra, but hissing.
(Champagne.)

How can you imagine summer
Without watermelon on the table,
So the New Year is celebrated
Be sure to ...
(Russian salad.)

The red coat is dressed
Only in winter is it, and in the summer
Goes to visit lightly,
Only in oil and a ray.
(Herring.)

The most important on the New Year's table,
The salad is well -known, and that?
(Olivier salad.)

Watches, perfumes and foreign cars;
All this is on the New Year ...
(New Year gifts.)

Stands in the corner, not punished,
And Putin is shown on him.
(Television.)

The pope is already a crust,
But Egor climbs up:
"Finally, cool ..."
(Slide.)

Winter New Year's riddles for adults to entertain guests

Winter New Year's riddles for adults for entertainment of guests:

I took up my window
And painted all the glass.
And then stuck to the snow,
And now under the snow is a creak.
He is naughty without a break,
I turned water into an ice
He decorated his nose with red.
Who jokes like that? ....
(Freezing.)

The ears are frozen again terribly.
And everywhere only cold, a cold.
I saw everything around.
I decided to freeze us.
But we are not afraid of her
We’ll dress up in the warm.
And he will not be able to interfere
We walk everywhere.
(Winter.)

Grow every year,
Their people are very fond of
In this fabulous country,
All happy are doubly.
(Ice town.)

Only in winter does she live
Hinges from the roofs of houses.
If you kiss her,
It will be difficult to break away.
(Icicle.)

What a strange flour
It pours slightly from the sky,
Which is especially gratifying
It is spraying for free,
Covering a layer of all?
Well, of course, this is ...
(Snow.)

This transport is very cool,
It is cheap, safe,
And he does not need gasoline
Well, not transport, but an Otrada,
He does not need inspection,
Only a cold will come
Only the snow lay down on the ground,
He rolls everyone from the mountain.
(Sled.)

He always angers,
It climbs under the clothes.
Protect your nose
In the yard stands ...
(Freezing.)

Does not grunt, does not sniff, does not squeak,
And hangs and a passerby is looking for.
(Icicle.)

He conquers all people,
Makes you dance
Sober looks like a drunk
You try to guess!
(Ice)

There is a man in the yard
I got used to winter cold
White-white and cold,
Not married, free
And with a bucket on the head,
What kind of type, tell me?
(Snowman.)

He hardens in his hands, melts in his hands,
Distracts everyone from worries,
Gives a bunch of pleasure,
Gives joy, mood!
(Snowball.)

You can pick it up in your hands,
And slightly rush it,
You can hold a little
It will become firm as peas!
(Snow.)

I walked home with a winter night.
I was drunk, but not very.
I see a grandfather with a huge broom.
Well, I, like a modest guy,
I tell him: - Hello!
Give me a couple of cigarettes.
He is silent, as he has grown in the ground.
I was very upset.
Although I don't know him,
He hit his grandfather with his fist.
The old man crumbled into dust.
That, it seems, was ...
(Snowman.)

Madame in a chic fur coat,
From the white fox,
Walking around the country
But, not one at all.
Santa Claus walks with her,
Snowmen are coming
She shines, shines,
You call her.
(Winter.)

Black -winged,
Red -breasted
And in winter he will find a shelter:
He is not afraid of a cold -
With the first snow, how is it!
(Bullfinch.)

Here is some kind of grandfather
And in his hands his bouquet:
Not from leaves and flowers -
From icicles and snowballs.
(Father Frost.)

Scattered Lukerya
Silver feathers.
(Blizzard.)

Put it on it - and you can't recognize you,
You are a knight, a tramp, a cowboy ...
Who do you want, you can easily become it.
And you will remove it - you will become yourself again.
(Mask.)

Wooden horses are jumping in the snow,
And they do not fail in the snow.
(Skis.)

Transparent like glass,
And you will not insert into the window.
(Ice.)

It's nice to touch the snow with your hands
It's nice to hear the wind of howls
Nice to jump right in a sled
And go from the hill ...
(Ice.)

Nice on the New Year holiday
Decorate the tinsel spruce,
Nice at the table wide
Happy New Year everyone …
(Congratulate.)

New Year's riddles for adults funny

New Year's riddles for adults are funny:

It goes well for vodka
With olives, and with a ray,
It goes well with potatoes,
She is loved at the table!
(Answer: herring.)

Caviar, tongue and olivier.
Potato, chicken, roll.
What will not be on the table?
There will be no pork ...
(Answer: cutlet.)

Sausage, carrots, peas
And salty cucumber ...
What else will put in salad
Our chef (mother-in-law is special!)?
Do not forget - carrots with potatoes
And, of course, mayonnaise ...
Salt him a little ...
This is a miracle of miracles!
Replaced cutlets
Sprats, red caviar,
Casseroles and omelettes ...
True, truth, I'm not lying!
He united him
All peoples on Earth:
Cooked with love
Unchanging ...
(Answer: Olivier.)

They are hanging in the morning with a hangover,
Those who have fun yesterday
The dancing was spinning in the rhythm ...
Decollete, shinions, masks -
Everything in kaleidoscope merged
And where and where it bothers ...
Someone sleeps in other people's arms;
Someone is in vain looking for a dress;
Someone hid under the table
Drafting your bohead ...
Someone still does not believe
That yesterday fit into the door ...
There will be something to recall
We are again in the next year!
The people celebrated yesterday
A glorious holiday ....
(Answer: New Year.)

Every adult in the New Year,
This miracle is very waiting for
And hopes about
Its director will bring!
(Answer: Prize.)

In a red hat, a red nose,
But not Santa Claus at all.
Without gifts came to us,
Well, at least, I found the door.
(The husband returned from the corporate party.)

It is pale, full to the edges.
Who loves her, she ruins.
(A bottle of vodka.)

New Year is a special holiday.
Full of joy, fun,
He gives gifts to children,
Adults in the morning - ...
(Answer: hangover.)

In a glass container, you are sparkling,
Give a radiant mood!
Repair in the apartment was done for a long time?
It shoots aptly at the ceiling ...
(Answer: champagne.)

We sat down at the table together
We need to celebrate the New Year,
A loud ringing of glasses is heard,
Only louder ...
(Answer: Kuntates fight.)

What is thorny like a hedgehog
Will you find in every house?
And around her gourboy
The youth walks and boils ...
(Answer: The physiognomy of the head of the family January 3)

Like a bride I am white
I came to you on the New Year.
Only if there is a plus
I'm afraid I won’t stay.
(Answer: vodka in the stomach.)

Who is covered with silver
Hides ears under a bucket,
And it costs what time
Putting the vegetable between the eyes?
(Answer: After three in the morning, a lot of options.)

New Year's riddles for adults with answers

New Year's riddles for adults with answers:

The old year was not for nothing
Our efforts are not empty,
We will make in 12
Secret ...
(Answer: Desires.)

Hunger in the New Year
Santa Claus is lazy
There is a team at the gate
And in it one ...
(Answer: Deer.)

Who will come under the New Year
What would the whole people congratulate?
Not dressed
Not frost, although grandfather?
(Answer: Grandpa was found.)

Speech is beautiful, like a fairy tale,
From the heart and without a hint.
Sound, and beautiful, and simple
This New Year ...
(Answer: toast.)

We will support the collective spirit,
We will give everyone positive -
In the New Year we are at work
Let's spend ... (Answer: Corporate.)

When is the day like that
That a person, well, is not his own:
Then Santa Klaus, then the wolf,
Then the goblin, knowing the whole sense,
Then he is Koschey il Santa Claus,
That the Christmas tree brought from the forest;
What is so wonderful for the day
Did he become famous for the whole universe?
(Answer: December 31 - New Year.)

At night, we are Pearl secretly from the village
Neither vodka a stroke, no beer package,
Neither girls are an armful, nor Lily Metelka.
Fashionable, carrying holiday ...
(Answer: Christmas tree.)

Let's get drunk and come with you
Wandering around the city in an embrace.
We will kiss under the moon
And catch crystal with your mouth ...
(Answer: Snowflakes.)

Age, we do not know her,
We will not look into her passport,
And she herself will not say -
Her Santa Claus will "jerk off"
Will hide age tinsel
A bright red star,
Garlands and beads,
Coniferous-cedal tastes!
(Answer: Christmas tree.)

He will shoot loudly,
But do not run away.
Who suddenly raised their hands up?!
It's simple;
(Answer: fireworks.)

Lives in his hut
Merry old woman
The nightmare leads to everyone,
The guys are reduced from the light.
Srowning something there,
She cooled with his cat,
Loves Shabashi very much.
But no, this is not a mother -in -law ...
(Baba Yaga.)

Like cucumbers in the summer
We burst joyfully
Yellow bells
We rush sweetly.
Fragrant lumps
Waiting for sons and daughters,
Only grandfather Frost
I have not brought them to us.
(Tangerines.)

He will not give his carrots,
Don't come to him,
How huge he is
Do not pass, do not pass.
Rises, laughs,
And I got used to attention
Who created it? Mystery,
Well, the name ...
(Snowman.)

Riddles for adults at the New Year's table to raise the mood

Riddles for adults at the New Year's table to raise the mood:

Put his wife under the Christmas tree
I am in the envelope of the hug.
Wrote: - A gift here!
My wife told me - ...
(Miser.)

Let them be stupid,
Not at all "lutin"
But so warm
For rural gentlemen.
(Felt boots.)

Let him not be a drunkard
But it stretches for everyone,
And he is not alone -
New Year…
(Serpentine.)

I open the doors in the morning
And I do not believe my eyes.
Jar. It has a golden fish.
I have a gift. Well, thank you!
I say: - Hello, herring!
Let it flow from the tap ...
(Vodka.)

If on the holiday of the New Year
Someone yells louder than anyone
All the already ready to beat,
Then comes ...
(District.)

He spoils the mood
And everything in the mouth is wrong!
He takes patience
And his name is ...
(Drying.)

He got up in the morning, doubled in his eyes.
It is necessary to urgently sink.
Oh, under the Christmas tree nothing
It is worth it ...
(Cognac.)

There are a lot of snacks on the table,
These are superclass dishes,
But, as in the film, it turned out
Baying fish - ...
(Nasty things)

They get them under the New Year,
Guests are pouring drinks in them,
And, glorious to their vocals,
They ring the clock ...
(Glasses.)

Assessed the snowman:
It looks a little to me
Not with the eyes, but a figure.
I would do ...
(Physical education.)

He came to the house on New Year's Eve
Such a ruddy fat man
But every day he lost weight,
And finally, completely disappeared.
(Calendar.)

There is a mink fur coat
There is a fur coat from the fox
But we call this fur coat
We are for a red word.
She does not decorate the lady -
Stands on the festive table
And only the fish warms up,
Which lies at the bottom.
(Herring under a fur coat.)

I met a year no matter, let's say.
Where I slept I don’t even remember.
In the morning I am sick, drunk and angry.
There is ...
(Brine.)

What kind of wild? What a miracle?
Smoke and roar from everywhere.
The roof of the house was torn off
Mom fainted.
Suddenly flies beautifully up ...
(New Year's fineuers.)

Barbie doll "rest",
Not on his scale,
After all, it has long been sighing
On the other - along the snow woman.
(Snowman.)

They pack it, choose.
They change it and wish.
And if you do not guess with him,
Then he will make him sob.
And in the New Year they put in a bag.
They will find him under the Christmas tree.
(Gift.)

It will come in handy now
And luck and luck,
I will read poetry for you,
To raise you ...
(Mood.)

Allowed today
Different games play,
Sing, joke, laugh plenty,
And of course…
(Dance.)

The glorious holiday of the New Year,
The whole people are very fond of
We believe that he will come seriously
To our holiday ...
(Father Frost.)

To our house on New Year's Eve
Someone will come from the forest
All fluffy, in needles,
And the name is that guest ...
(Christmas tree.)

The Christmas tree will stand in the corner
At the window on the floor,
And on the Christmas tree to the crown
Multi -colored ...
(Toys.)

Grandfather will bring in gifts
Chocolate and sweets,
Katya, Masha and Marina
They love ...
(Tangerines.)

He is very few years old,
He is now waiting at the threshold.
Who will enter us in twelve?
Well, of course…
(New Year!)

We see over the old year
And the year (name) we meet,
We will live in friendship, in agreement,
Happy New Year! With the new ...
(Happiness!)

New Year's puzzles-concessions for adults with a catch

New Year's puzzles-oblasts for adults with a catch:

Joy and fun everywhere,
Clothing mood.
What kind of holiday-sighting?
Well, of course…
~~(Birthday~~ - New Year.)

The tree in the apartment shines with lights.
What is it: Lipa, Klnn, maybe someone knows?
We ask Grandfather Frost -
He will say right away
~~(Birch~~ - Christmas tree)

Why Santa Claus
Red and crimson nose?
And screams his son to mom:
Because grandfather ...
~~(Drunk -~~ From the bath.)

The snowball falls gently,
There is a friend in the yard:
White all and nose - carrot,
And on the head of the bucket.
Strange type, some kind of snowy
Who is he? Well, of course …
~~(Leshy~~ - snowman.)

And the bunnies are elegant
They have been waiting for him for a long time
And I think the hour
They go wrong

After all, he is big
Given demand -
Favorite, kind
Grandfather (Freezing - ~~Masai~~.)

Fly, circle,
And they sit on the nose,
Light fluffs
What is this?
(Snowflakes - ~~mosquitoes in the park.)~~

Santa Claus acts,
What gifts brought us,
Asks everyone to say to the holiday
In chorus, Christmas tree - ~~(extinguished~~ - Gori.)

Who is he, Grandfather Sedoy,
Himself ruddy, with a beard,
He is caressed all, kinder,
Have you guessed?
~~(Barmaley~~ - Father Frost.)

New Year's carnival,
Come all to the ball:
Champagne is sparkling there,
In the waltz we will spin.
Do not forget dads, mom,
Put everything there
~~(Pajamas~~ - carnival costumes.)

It happens at the festival
And joy delivers.
From afar came
I was in the cold.
I got into the warmth -
And immediately browned.
And Shurochka and Yurochka,
Her name is ...
(Snow Maiden - ~~fried chicken.)~~

Everything is white and white around
White snowdown,
So my dear friend,
It comes ... ~~(summer~~ - winter.)

Grandfather Frost has
Assistant-lover.
In a white fur coat, warm
Mittens on the handles.

She is very beautiful,
And also with a gift
Who is she? Well, guess!
Of course,
~~(Mermaid~~ - Snow Maiden.)

A familiar from childhood
We all are a peasant:
He drives around the city
And wears a bag.
(Father Frost - ~~collector.)~~

Nobody knows for sure
Where does he live.
Today here, and tomorrow there,
Well, how can you understand?
He is in an old fur coat
And in summer and winter.
And surprises everyone
Your beard.
(Father Frost - ~~bum.)~~

Santa Claus harnesses
Three horses in a heavy cart.
What is the name of them, remember! - ...
March, April and warm May?
(No, December, January, February!)

Friend are you or not a friend,
Get in a circle soon!
Handing hands, kids
They drive together ... Behind the nose, Bear?
(No, round dance!)

Forget about whims
Everyone - sweets, everyone - surprises!
There is no need to cry in the New Year,
There, under the Christmas tree, ... old bast shoe?
(No, a gift!)